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    Morrissey Central "Elegance" (March 23, 2024)

    a band does a cover
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    Morrissey Central "PESTANA PALACE" (February 27, 2024)

    Him and myself were out and about of a Saturday evening (last) and encountered a RIGHT HANDFUL at the Waldorf - our current watering-hole of choice when presenting ourselves to be admired. ANYWAY - said handful (SH) was an incredibly informative young chap and we were soon engaged in a deep and...
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    Morrissey Central "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, DARLING" (November 7, 2023)

    Oh dear, we see it now, don't we? It really was the end. That last quick gasp to ensure SG and Malad didn't completely define the end of the solo era. I remember Mr Shandy and I being as happy as we ever were at the MEN homecoming that evening. Cyril from Eccles had thrown us handfuls of...
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    RIP Andy Rourke (May 19, 2023)

    Peace, peace! he is not dead, he doth not sleep-- He hath awakened from the dream of life-- 'Tis we, who lost in stormy visions, keep With phantoms an unprofitable strife, And in mad trance, strike with our spirit's knife Invulnerable nothings.--We decay Like corpses in a charnel; fear and grief...
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    Brendan Buckley FB/IG: La Fabrique Studios (March 4, 2023)

    The rug under the drumkit. You can get them at Dunelm.
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    Morrissey Central "A 4:10 MENTION" (February 27, 2023)

    We remember her from 'The Moors Murders' all of which leads to 'The Smiths'. At 4:15, perhaps.
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    Morrissey Central "New Recording." (February 20, 2023)

    CS was designed by a child. So was LIH. BOT was (would have been) dire and one can only imagine what will grace WMTWD. We can have fun guessing, however! We think it will be a badly photo-shopped image of Andy Warhol filming himself pissing through the letter box of a branch of 'Our Price'...
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    Morrissey Central "New Recording." (February 20, 2023)

    Unreleased 'B' side: 'The Price of Custard Disgusts Me' (lyrics) You think it's easy Now it comes in tins And you're oh so clever with your tetra-packs And you're oh so clever with your tetra-packs Yes, I've seen it in individual portions Why would I need more than one? Birds or Ambrosia, none...
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    Morrissey Central "New Recording." (February 20, 2023)

    Age. Old. It's simply about getting old. It's what happens. You get old. You get less patient. People annoy you because you're old and it's what happens. Tired? Physically, sometimes, but there's a tiredness of the spirit that descends and it's difficult to shake off - mainly because you're old...
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    Morrissey Central "New Recording." (February 20, 2023)

    I don't think we are ever going to get to hear 'The Price of Custard Disgusts Me'.
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    Morrissey Central "CAPITOL RECORDS, LOS ANGELES" (February 17, 2023)

    For the love of God....there's a problem here. To begin with, we can (just about) see the possible scenario of an establishment label caving-in to a wokish agenda after the fact. By which we mean, the possibility of Capitol ditching BOT based on their fear of some future backlash and choosing...
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    Morrissey Central "RAQUEL WELCH, RIP" (February 15, 2023)

    Fred Trueman's son. Can you imagine Fred pounding up to Raquel's wickets before she smashed him for six over a long boundary? Eh? It don't bear thinking about. We met Geoffrey Boycott once: he was a twat.
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