Oh, I know. Morrissey is a has been, bordering on a never was. When he's dead, people will change their minds and put him all over the radio. But he may as well be dead, given the interest in his ongoing contributions.
Aw. They want a diverse roster of artists on their label.
That's code word for
because he's an inflammatory dog whistling has been
But hey, the dignity of the Casino Residency awaits!
This just in: Camp Morrissey so desperate for a little splash in the slush fund that they employ someone to clean up a really poor bootleg that's been circulating on the internet since forever, so that Morrissey can cling to David's ectoplasmic coattails and rock f***ing solid brand recognition...