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  1. Morrissey's left nut

    MEN: "The Smiths-inspired face cover to help plug Salford Lads Club's £60,000 shortfall" (November 28, 2020)

    I think Johnny Marr would be the one eating testicles flambé nowadays.
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    MEN: "The Smiths-inspired face cover to help plug Salford Lads Club's £60,000 shortfall" (November 28, 2020)

    If they're hurting, they may want to try hitching their cart to a different pony after all these years.
  3. Morrissey's left nut

    Morrissey Central "BMG DUMP MORRISSEY" (November 16, 2020)

    I'd rather hear that than yer tone, son.
  4. Morrissey's left nut

    Morrissey Central "BMG DUMP MORRISSEY" (November 16, 2020)

    It's just called racism, bootlick.
  5. Morrissey's left nut

    Morrissey Central "BMG DUMP MORRISSEY" (November 16, 2020)

    But they didn't make money offa Moz, Blanche. That's kind of the point.
  6. Morrissey's left nut

    Morrissey Central "BMG DUMP MORRISSEY" (November 16, 2020)

    Big one? What big one? Big silly hair-don't?
  7. Morrissey's left nut

    Morrissey Central "BMG DUMP MORRISSEY" (November 16, 2020)

    Oh, I know. Morrissey is a has been, bordering on a never was. When he's dead, people will change their minds and put him all over the radio. But he may as well be dead, given the interest in his ongoing contributions.
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    Official Facebook Las Vegas 2021 dates announced on Morrissey Official FB (5 dates, Aug. 28 - Sep. 5, 2021)

    Never! I mean, integrity and Morrissey go hand in hand!
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    Morrissey Central "BMG DUMP MORRISSEY" (November 16, 2020)

    Aw. They want a diverse roster of artists on their label. That's code word for because he's an inflammatory dog whistling has been you know. But hey, the dignity of the Casino Residency awaits! For now.
  10. Morrissey's left nut

    "Babies Go Morrissey" - Sweet Little Band on YouTube, Spotify, iTunes

    Wonderful. Something for all of the Proud Boys and Nationalist ding-dongs to get 'em started young!
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    David Bowie & Morrissey: "Cosmic Dancer (Live)" digital single & YT audio released today (November 13, 2020)

    Oh honey. Bowie is doing just fine. Let's wait until Grandpa bitch-tits of the sainted t-shirt toss pops his clogs before we make these silly ass cultural predictions.
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    David Bowie & Morrissey: "Cosmic Dancer (Live)" digital single & YT audio released today (November 13, 2020)

    Bowie's going "ok, Morrissey is singing the middle of the major key... and only- the- Ok..."
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    David Bowie & Morrissey: "Cosmic Dancer (Live)" digital single & YT audio released today (November 13, 2020)

    This just in: Camp Morrissey so desperate for a little splash in the slush fund that they employ someone to clean up a really poor bootleg that's been circulating on the internet since forever, so that Morrissey can cling to David's ectoplasmic coattails and rock f***ing solid brand recognition...
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    It’s not about politics

    I have one. Want to pop around and play thorn-in-the-side?
  15. Morrissey's left nut

    Morrissey Central "Alert!" (October 26, 2020)

    The mash was pretty good, honestly. At least it was warm in the middle, unlike Nerak.
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