Morrissey Central "Alert!" (October 26, 2020)

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Phranc & Open

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Like Morrissey, I am a great hugger. Feel hugged, till the day finally arrives.
 
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NealCassidy

FREE SPEECH #FBPB

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Anonymous

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I feel like this wait would be more entertaining if we had a little wager. Which do you think will arrive first:
  • Morrissey Central 'Alert' interview.
  • World Peace is None of Your Business reissue with 'Joan of Arc' cover art.
  • Ringleader of the Tormentors album, remixed by Toni Visconti.
  • Live at Hollywood Bowl official album/DVD.
  • List of the Lost audiobook.
  • South with Morrissey.
 

Phranc & Open

Well-Known Member
Another day, another chance!
With a Roger Waters-like sounding voice, I shout: "Is there anybody out there?"
 
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GirlAfraidWillNeverLearn

The Courage to Get on People's Tits
I feel like this wait would be more entertaining if we had a little wager. Which do you think will arrive first:
  • Morrissey Central 'Alert' interview.
  • World Peace is None of Your Business reissue with 'Joan of Arc' cover art.
  • Ringleader of the Tormentors album, remixed by Toni Visconti.
  • Live at Hollywood Bowl official album/DVD.
  • List of the Lost audiobook.
  • South with Morrissey.
I'll go with South With Morrissey. Just because it seems like the most unlikely choice.
 

Phranc & Open

Well-Known Member
Maybe the interview will arrive today, tomorrow and always?
It's more on a meta level, a higher spirit?!
 
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Anonymous

Guest
In the spirit of Morrissey Central, I bring you this vitally important message:

ALERT!!!
Only 315 shopping days before Christmas!
Stay tuned.
 

Phranc & Open

Well-Known Member
I talked to Baz the other day. He said, there's a small chance, the interview might be on today. But at the latest tomorrow or sometime.
 
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Anonymous

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"The hopes we had were much too high
Way out of reach, but we have to try
This thread will never be over
Because we're keeping the dream alive..."

 
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Valery Nobodea

Guest
Hi all!

ALERT! HA HA.

I shoot hoops with Sammy so got my hands on the New Interview. I know you guys can't wait OR CAN YOU? HAHAHALERT! Ha.Ha. Anyway here's a sneak peek. Enjoy. xxx Val.

S.E.R: So, Uncle, I ran out of questions so I asked people to write some on a piece of paper and put them in my cap and we're going to draw some out.
M: Have you read them?
S.E.R: Well, no, but I have an assistant now.
M: Has HE read them?
S.E.R: No, why?
M: Nevermind. Fire away.

S.E.R. Okay. This first question is from, er, anonymous: "Morrissey, you say people are happier with their own race, but I'm the same race as you, and if I had to pick a Steven I'd pick Steven Yeun. How do you explain that?"
M: Nobody is the same race as me.
S.E.R: Except me.
M: Well obviously. You're family.
S.E.R: I've known you all my life and we've all been Cretinians for as long as I can remember.
M: Yes, anyway. It's probably because I don't play guitar. That stupid question is obviously from Nile Marr.
S.E.R: Oh I HATE that guy!! AND his dad!!
M: Next.
S.E.R. Okay Uncle, this next question is from ...Anonymous, Victorville:"Morrissey: somebody on the internet recently said your nephew was your son. Does that mean you actually slept with your sister? lol"
M: To that I say...Can't Sisters Be Brothers?
S.E.R: Eh? Sorry Uncle, are you asking me?





 

AztecCamera

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I reckon if you really shoot hoops with the California Son Junior, you would know that he is the California Son of the California Son and his wife Nancy Sinatra-Morrissey. I reckon you people really are so lost and delusional, it is scary. No wonder the California Son still needs 2 live in bodyguards at his home in Malibu when he is 4 years from collecting social security. As you can see they both have the same shooting motion, because the California Son taught the California Son Junior everything he knows about basketball c*** tit twat colour realise labour chipper curry fek'll beach mouth airbnb fark arse

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