Has back-gammon bacon been in tonight? I was meant to meet him here for a game of..yes you guessed

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Re: Has back-gammon bacon been in tonight? I was meant to meet him here for a game of..yes you guess

Poker.
 
Re: Has back-gammon bacon been in tonight? I was meant to meet him here for a game of..yes you guess

> Poker.

I will play cards with you, Floored -- the Morrissey way

Bending the rules of a late night card game
Where the loser removes an item of clothing
You're dreading each deal so urgent and grave
Have a shufty over your shoulder,
well it's a shady game

And I want to lose
Oh, please let me lose
Oh, please let me lose
it's nothing to you
it's nothing to you

This reshuffled pack
brings back the sick curse of luck
because the ace in my hand is such a shock
Exchanging a king for your two
while you're out of the room
Have a shufty over your shoulder,
well all the same it's a shady game

And I want to lose
Oh, please let me lose
Oh, please let me lose
it's nothing to you
it's nothing to you

I'm cutting this queen,
well this six is chewed
you're all undisguised,
I'm stuck on shoes

So have you ever met a bad winner?
Well how do you do?

Jack! Ace! Queen! King!
no! no-no! no! no-no! no-no!
no.......no.....no.....

They won't let me lose...

I'm bending the rules of a late night card game
 
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