In the event of your death

Mozmar

Well-Known Member
If you were to pre-select a Morrissey song, which one would you have played at your funeral?

It all sounds quite morose, I know, but you have to consider these things, & plan ahead, because, as Moz said:

Everybody has a date with an undertaker
A date that they cannot break


My selection would be The Never Played Symphonies.
 
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gordyboy9

its not me its you.
at last i am born.
its over.
i bury the living.
i knew i was next.
im ok by myself.
heres some funeral inspired songs.
 

GirlAfraidWillNeverLearn

The Courage to Get on People's Tits
That's easy.

Well I Wonder.
 

Light Housework

Meowissey, Hunchbacked Smut Peddler
If you were to pre-select a Morrissey song, which one would you have played at your funeral?

It all sounds quite morose, I know, but you have to consider these things, & plan ahead, because as Moz said:

Everybody has a date with an undertaker
A date that they cannot break


My selection would be The Never Played Symphonies.
That's a tough question. Meat is Murder is my fave, though, I have to admit.
 

Verso

Well-Known Member
Most of you should be replying with "The World is Full of Crashing Bores," to be honest.
 
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Anonymous

Guest
I would like them to pause the cremation half-way through, play 'Half a Person', then continue.

Some other good ones:
I Don't Mind if You Forget Me
Cemetery Gates
I Don't Owe You Anything
(especially if you've cut all your relatives out of your will and left it to the Battersea Dogs home instead)
Pretty Girls Make Graves
Now I am a Was
You Have Killed Me
 

Mozmar

Well-Known Member
After a quick spreadsheet check, I reckon there's maybe c.35 suitable possibilities, maybe more if you considered some tongue-in-cheek entries.
 

Gregor Samsa

I straighten up, and my position is one of hope.
Surely you would like TIALTNGO blasting through the church?
 
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