Spin: Single Morrissey sentence contains 24 semi-colons, 3 ellipses, 3 dashes, 2 commas

[Anonymous]

"I mostly just want to point out this one single sentence that features some of the most deranged punctuation I’ve ever seen..."

https://www.spin.com/2019/05/morrissey-statement-right-wing-pin-fallon/

 

[Anonymous]

Hey, at least there were no barrel-rolling breasts this time.

 

[Anonymous]

Spin are so dumb!

"When a semicolon is used to join two or more ideas (parts) in a sentence, those ideas are then given equal position or rank."
https://writing.wisc.edu/handbook/grammarpunct/semicolons/