The REAL Confessions Thread

[yesitis]

i once killed a sheep.

 

[iamnicola]

i once killed a sheep.

OMG! How and why?

 

[yesitis]

with a shotgun. to eat it.

 

[You Ran Back to Maugham]

i once killed a sheep.

And you can't help the way you feel?

 

[yesitis]

And you can't help the way you feel?

i can, but it's difficult.

 

[iamnicola]

with a shotgun. to eat it.

Okay. That's cool.

 

[fridaynightinoutpatients]

Woah! Someone has a cactus stuck to their genitals.

yeah and it feels soooooo good. wanna mock the pain that surrounds my heart you f***ing miserable c***?

 

[iamnicola]

yeah and it feels soooooo good. wanna mock the pain that surrounds my heart you f***ing miserable c***?

Sure, why not? Sounds like fun.

For the record, I am not a miserable c***, but I am a happy c***.

Get it right next time, Mr. Assface.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

yes. from the pneumonia being past around my house. thanks for the ever important question and for truly caring.

Do you think you're capable of loving?

 

[fridaynightinoutpatients]

Sure, why not? Sounds like fun.

For the record, I am not a miserable c***, but I am happy c***.

Get it right next time, Mr. Assface.

cute. i make a heart felt confession in this missrable f***ing "new" thread and am pushed. you could not even begin to act like you know me. but thanks anyway because i truly love the cacti on my genitals...and my heart. it feels sooooo f***ing good.

signed:

mr. assface

farewell.

 

[iamnicola]

cute. i make a heart felt confession in this missrable f***ing "new" thread and am pushed. you could not even begin to act like you know me. but thanks anyway because i truly love the cacti on my genitals...and my heart. it feels sooooo f***ing good.

signed:

mr. assface

farewell.

Mr. Assface,

Sorry about that. I don't know you. I would like to get to know you a little bit better. Now, I am going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered immediately. Who is your Daddy and what does he do?

With love,
Happy c***

 

[The shbf]

i like the gif in your sig who is it? At 1st I thought it was Girls Aloud lol.

 

[You Ran Back to Maugham]

i like the gif in your sig who is it? At 1st I thought it was Girls Aloud lol.

It is. They'd be much more palatable if they were called Girls Quiet.

 

[The shbf]

It is. They'd be much more palatable if they were called Girls Quiet.

Thanks

I like Girls Aloud

 

[iamnicola]

It is. They'd be much more palatable if they were called Girls Quiet.

How dare you?!

 

[vicarinatutugal]

i like the gif in your sig who is it? At 1st I thought it was Girls Aloud lol.

YOU would, the dark haired one looks like she is having a fit.

 

[Ellen]

yeah and it feels soooooo good. wanna mock the pain that surrounds my heart you f***ing miserable c***?

You should listen to How Soon is Now or summat. Life's not so bad.

There are so many confessions i could make. But i won't, for want of not sounding like YOU.

 

[j funk]

20% of me comes here in the hope of meeting females.

 

[bored]

I confess I'm actually reading this stuff because it's better than I thought it would be.

 

[The shbf]

YOU would, the dark haired one looks like she is having a fit.

What can I say I love the boobies all shapes and sizes unless theyre fake then

Trying to remember the video its from though