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  1. Morrissey's left nut

    Morrissey attends Joan Collins in conversation - The Lowry, Salford (October 17, 2021)

    That time that Damo's Prince Albert got stuck behind Morrissey's incisors? Oof- peel it back'n bite me indeed.
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    Rick Astley Twitter: Rick Astley & Blossoms perform the songs of The Smiths - 2 Smiths-themed concerts in October (September 14, 2021)

    I think you've had enough of a tantrum over this, haven't you? I mean, how many comments? 71? Never gonna give it up?
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    Riot Fest: Morrissey's curated lineup / preview party details released (September 2, 2021)

    You know- enjoyable, not a second rate Yoko-Galas with the stage presence (and voice) of a Harpy Eagle
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    Riot Fest: Morrissey's curated lineup / preview party details released (September 2, 2021)

    It would also help if she were, you know- good.
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    Las Vegas, NV - The Colosseum at Caesars Palace (Sep. 2, 2021) post-show

    That would certainly bang the folks who paid for a ticket, that's for sure
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    Morrissey Central "MORRISSEY IN VEGAS" (September 1, 2021)

    I must admit, I don't really do t-shirts anymore. But something about Vegas-centric shirts strikes me as extra tacky. I don't think these will be a hot commodity in the collector's market. KU shirts, you're talking about 30 year old items. (how old does something have to be to qualify as...
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    Morrissey Central "MORRISSEY IN VEGAS" (September 1, 2021)

    Coming soon to a thrift store rack near you
  8. Morrissey's left nut

    Las Vegas, NV - The Colosseum at Caesars Palace (Aug. 28, 2021) post-show

    It looks like Quilloughby is wearing a girdle. I think the Simpsons touched a nerve- or love handle
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    Morrissey Blackjack table

    Morrissey happened.
  10. Morrissey's left nut

    Morrissey Blackjack table

    Rumor on the street is that Morrissey shits in plastic bags nowadays out of a weird foreboding feeling any time he gets near a toilet
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    Morrissey Blackjack table

    I suppose if the dealer gets too close to 21 you could just cancel your bet and run away with your money given that it's the Morrissey table.
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