I couldn't find my Khruschev joke, but I found one that's funny:
'A flock of sheep approach the Finnish border in panic, pleading to be let in.
“Beria has ordered the arrest of all elephants,” they explain.
“But you’re not elephants,” reply the Finnish border guards in puzzlement.
“Yes, but try explaining that to Beria.”'
Proper tea is theft is one of my favourite jokes now!
Hello! Last night I had a dream that I was in London, it was like an apocalyptic ruined town, but way ahead of everywhere else (it had destroyed itself) and I was in a shopping centre looking for you and Franzanna, even though I hadn't told you I'd be there, hoping you would be!