Begging letters to Morrissey

ALLIE WALLS

Junior Member
I remember watching Alexei Sayle on TV in the 80 S asking if Paul McCartney would buy him a farm because the money it would cost would mean nothing to him given his extreme wealth. So i thought it would be good to have a thread asking Morrissey for help as he must be well off. Here goes. Dear Morrissey i ve spent loads of money supporting you over the past 30 years or so. so now
i think its time you gave something back. Is there any chance you could give me 50 k to buy a flat ?
 
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rifke

bodhisattva
Buy me a house on neil's street, Moz!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It'll be the BEST thing you've ever done in your life!!!
 

Phranc & Open

Just another phranc!
Dear Mozzer,
I want a new drug, one that won't make me sick.
One that won't make me crash my car,
or make me feel feet, feet, feet thick.
I want a new drug, one that won't hurt my head, one that won't make my mouth too dry or make my eyes too red.
 
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Anonymous

Guest
Dear Moz - please start wearing trousers that fit. I beg thee, upon bended knee.
 
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Vegan Cro Spirit 444

Guest
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nothing for me moz, but if you , must
1 some weed packed gothic boots for FC
2 a pair of balloon pantaloons for Barnaby evennow Jones
so he can do like Lepew and give up dudes for chicks again;)
 
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Vegan Cro Spirit 555

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Moz these are the balloon pantaloons required by Barnaby:

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spent

Well-Known Member
I remember watching Alexei Sayle on TV in the 80 S asking if Paul McCartney would buy him a farm because the money it would cost would mean nothing to him given his extreme wealth. So i thought it would be good to have a thread asking Morrissey for help as he must be well off. Here goes. Dear Morrissey i ve spent loads of money supporting you over the past 30 years or so. so now
i think its time you gave something back. Is there any chance you could give me 50 k to buy a flat ?
You could auction some more of your Smiths/Morrissey memorabilia, no? And then you probably wouldn't need a new flat afterwards... ;)
 

gordyboy9

rip roaring,free scoring,never boring, celtic.
if he sells his mams hoose he will be worth even more,so get your begging letters in early.
 

Ben Budd

Well-Known Member
Hello Steven. Can you get that weird Aztec Camera guy banned off your fan site? Ta.
 
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Anonymous

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I remember watching Alexei Sayle on TV in the 80 S asking if Paul McCartney would buy him a farm because the money it would cost would mean nothing to him given his extreme wealth. So i thought it would be good to have a thread asking Morrissey for help as he must be well off. Here goes. Dear Morrissey i ve spent loads of money supporting you over the past 30 years or so. so now
i think its time you gave something back. Is there any chance you could give me 50 k to buy a flat ?
50K for a flat? You must live somewhere shit. Liverpool?
 

Phranc & Open

Just another phranc!
Dear Moz, more "old"songs for free and all is forgiven...sooner or later.
 
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