Bernard Pivot/Actor's Studio questionnaire

[drunken goldfish]

1. What is your favorite word?

2. What is your least favorite word?

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

4. What turns you off?

5. What is your favorite curse word?

6. What sound or noise do you love?

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

 

[Sir Alec]

1. What is your favorite word?

Aaayyyyyeeeeee!

2. What is your least favorite word?

No

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Touching

4. What turns you off?

Acting like an ass

5. What is your favorite curse word?

f***

6. What sound or noise do you love?

E note on a Bass

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

Farting

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Histroy teacher, but I'm already on my way to this one.

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?

Male prostitute

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"You've been a very naughty boy Alec, but since you listen to Morrissey I'll let you in."

 

[drunken goldfish]

1. What is your favorite word? In English: cake, feather, float

2. What is your least favorite word? ill

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? enthusiasm, kindness

4. What turns you off? cruelty

5. What is your favorite curse word? f***, kus emek (in Arabic, I won't translate ) and Sheisse (shit in German, which I recently learned )

6. What sound or noise do you love? human singing

7. What sound or noise do you hate? babies crying, leaf blower

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Travelling programme host

9. What profession would you not like to attempt? warden (copied that from some actor on the Actor's Studio )

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Everything's gonna be ok.

 

[Busy Clippers]

1. What is your favorite word?
"NO!"
2. What is your least favorite word?
shut up (that's 2)
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Spiritually: The 4 Noble Truths, Emotionally: kindness ("it takes strength to be..."), Creatively: my muse
4. What turns you off?
Willful ignorance
5. What is your favorite curse word?
variations on ass: asscrack, assmunch, assjob, etc
6. What sound or noise do you love?
The wind in the trees or the ocean
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
ringing telephones
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Art Forger
9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
anything military
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"You can stay."

 

[drunken goldfish]

Art forger?

 

[DeliciousDemon]

1. What is your favorite word?

Flamboyant.

2. What is your least favorite word?

Bigot.

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Sunny morning.

4. What turns you off?

Narrow-minded people.

5. What is your favorite curse word?

f***, prick and all the ones my mother tongue produced (involving words such as mother, penis, bloody eyes, dog's period and sexual intercourse - all in one sentence)

6. What sound or noise do you love?

Singing in the shower.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

Those bloody machines that break concrete (don't know the exact name), people screaming at each other, the unpleasant silence, phones ...

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Morrissey's shadow biographer?

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?

A priest.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Come on in, your father awaits you for lunch"

 

[drunken goldfish]

5. What is your favorite curse word?

f***, prick and all the ones my mother tongue produced (involving words such as mother, penis, bloody eyes, dog's period and sexual intercourse - all in one sentence)

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Come on in, your father awaits you for lunch"

For number 5: you must teach us!
For number 10: *hugs*

 

[mar2d2]

1. What is your favorite word?
step
2. What is your least favorite word?
nuke
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
a good movie/ a good album
4. What turns you off?
crapy movies
5. What is your favorite curse word?
don't have one
6. What sound or noise do you love?
the sound of rain in a forest
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
cell phones
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
millionaire
9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
nurse
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
you wanna go back for another round?