Glamorous Glue enters at 69 in UK charts

Johan de Witt

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Perhaps not surprisingly his worst performing single ever, and his third successive single to miss the UK Top 40.

1 1 5 LMFAO Feat. Lauren Bennett & GoonRock Party Rock Anthem
2 N 1 Wretch 32 feat. Example Unorthodox
3 2 4 Jennifer Lopez feat. Pitbull On The Floor
4 58 3 Tracy Chapman Fast Car
5 8 3 Chris Brown feat. Benny Benassi Beautiful People
6 4 6 Snoop Dogg vs David Guetta Sweat (Wet)
7 3 5 Katy Perry feat. Kanye West ET
8 5 7 Black Eyed Peas Just Can't Get Enough
9 14 2 Lady Gaga Judas
10 9 7 Mann feat. 50 Cent Buzzin Remix
11 7 18 Rihanna S&M
12 6 13 Adele Someone Like You
13 12 12 Jessie J feat. B.o.B Price Tag
14 13 6 Cee Lo Green Bright Lights Bigger City
15 N 1 Bruno Mars The Lazy Song
16 10 6 Nicole Scherzinger Don't Hold Your Breath
17 11 7 Wiz Khalifa Black & Yellow
18 N 1 Beyonce Run The World (Girls)
19 15 9 Kanye West feat. Drake & Rihanna All Of The Lights
20 17 11 Lady Gaga Born This Way
21 22 7 Birdy Skinny Love
22 16 14 Adele Rolling In The Deep
23 N 1 Starboy Nathan Diamonds
24 21 13 Chris Brown Yeah 3X
25 27 17 Martin Solveig feat. Dragonette Hello
26 26 7 Britney Spears Till The World Ends
27 18 15 Bruno Mars Grenade
28 20 12 Dr Dre feat. Eminem & Skylar Grey I Need a Doctor
29 49 3 Aloe Blacc I Need A Dollar
30 19 4 Katy B Broken Record
31 24 4 Nicki Minaj Girls Fall Like Dominoes
32 N 1 Jessie J Nobody's Perfect
33 N 1 Tinie Tempah Simply Unstoppable
34 31 11 Chipmunk feat. Chris Brown Champion
35 N 1 Pitbull feat. Nayer, Afrojack & Ne-Yo Give Me Everything
36 29 21 David Guetta feat. Rihanna Who's That Chick?
37 43 3 Chipmunk feat. Keri Hilson In The Air
38 32 4 Ke$ha Blow
39 23 6 The Wanted Gold Forever
40 36 3 Dionne Bromfield Feat. Diggy Simmons Yeah Right
41 30 9 Alexis Jordan Good Girl
42 25 11 Tiesto V Diplo feat. Busta Rhymes C'mon (Catch' em By Surprise)
43 28 2 Arctic Monkeys Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair
44 33 13 Noah & The Whale L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.
45 34 14 Pink F**Kin' Perfect
46 41 27 Katy Perry Firework
47 N 1 Sammy King Penny Arcade
48 35 22 Jessie J Do It Like A Dude
49 39 15 Taio Cruz feat. Travie McCoy & Kylie Minogue Higher
50 37 13 Jeremih feat. 50 Cent Down On Me
51 N 1 Chase & Status feat. Delilah Time
52 N 1 Glee Cast feat. Gwyneth Paltrow Landslide
53 44 13 Ke$ha We R Who We R
54 48 29 Cee Lo Green Forget You
55 40 15 Tinie Tempah feat. Ellie Goulding Wonderman
56 52 26 Rihanna Only Girl (In The World)
57 67 2 Emily Osment Lovesick
58 56 5 Flux Pavilion Bass Cannon
59 57 37 Adele Make You Feel My Love
60 N 1 Twenty Twenty Love to Life
61 55 31 Bruno Mars Just The Way You Are (Amazing)
62 46 12 Enrique Iglesias feat. Ludacris & Dj Frank E Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)
63 N 1 Kunt & The Gang F**Ksticks
64 53 15 JLS feat. Tinie Tempah Eyes Wide Shut
65 51 14 Diddy & Dirty Money feat. Skylar Grey Coming Home
66 61 23 Rihanna feat. Drake What's My Name?
67 54 5 Foo Fighters Rope
68 N 1 New Boyz feat. Cataracs & Dev Backseat
69 N 1 Morrissey Glamorous Glue
70 68 5 Chris Brown Feat. Busta Rhymes & Lil' Wayne Look At Me Now
71 42 2 The Wombats Anti-D
72 N 1 Charlie Simpson Down Down Down
73 66 24 Black Eyed Peas The Time (Dirty Bit)
74 65 13 Chase & Status feat. Liam Bailey Blind Faith
75 R 1 Two Door Cinema Club Something Good Can Work
 
Re: Strange/unexpected Moz references?

I went into my nearest hmv this week expecting to see the single in at least one format. They had nothing. They have had all his recent singles (going back to the years of refusal singles at least) on vinyl/ cd, but nothing at all for this one. The low chart entry does not surprise me - if Everyday.... doesn't set the charts alight, Glam Glue hasn't a chance.
 
Rrrresult!!
69 ~ my lucky number. Just won a pony. I had this in the Moz chart entry office sweepstakes.
:rolleyes:
 
Perhaps not surprisingly his worst performing single ever, and his third successive single to miss the UK Top 40.

1 1 5 LMFAO Feat. Lauren Bennett & GoonRock Party Rock Anthem
2 N 1 Wretch 32 feat. Example Unorthodox
3 2 4 Jennifer Lopez feat. Pitbull On The Floor
4 58 3 Tracy Chapman Fast Car
5 8 3 Chris Brown feat. Benny Benassi Beautiful People
6 4 6 Snoop Dogg vs David Guetta Sweat (Wet)
7 3 5 Katy Perry feat. Kanye West ET
8 5 7 Black Eyed Peas Just Can't Get Enough
9 14 2 Lady Gaga Judas
10 9 7 Mann feat. 50 Cent Buzzin Remix
11 7 18 Rihanna S&M
12 6 13 Adele Someone Like You
13 12 12 Jessie J feat. B.o.B Price Tag
14 13 6 Cee Lo Green Bright Lights Bigger City
15 N 1 Bruno Mars The Lazy Song
16 10 6 Nicole Scherzinger Don't Hold Your Breath
17 11 7 Wiz Khalifa Black & Yellow
18 N 1 Beyonce Run The World (Girls)
19 15 9 Kanye West feat. Drake & Rihanna All Of The Lights
20 17 11 Lady Gaga Born This Way
21 22 7 Birdy Skinny Love
22 16 14 Adele Rolling In The Deep
23 N 1 Starboy Nathan Diamonds
24 21 13 Chris Brown Yeah 3X
25 27 17 Martin Solveig feat. Dragonette Hello
26 26 7 Britney Spears Till The World Ends
27 18 15 Bruno Mars Grenade
28 20 12 Dr Dre feat. Eminem & Skylar Grey I Need a Doctor
29 49 3 Aloe Blacc I Need A Dollar
30 19 4 Katy B Broken Record
31 24 4 Nicki Minaj Girls Fall Like Dominoes
32 N 1 Jessie J Nobody's Perfect
33 N 1 Tinie Tempah Simply Unstoppable
34 31 11 Chipmunk feat. Chris Brown Champion
35 N 1 Pitbull feat. Nayer, Afrojack & Ne-Yo Give Me Everything
36 29 21 David Guetta feat. Rihanna Who's That Chick?
37 43 3 Chipmunk feat. Keri Hilson In The Air
38 32 4 Ke$ha Blow
39 23 6 The Wanted Gold Forever
40 36 3 Dionne Bromfield Feat. Diggy Simmons Yeah Right
41 30 9 Alexis Jordan Good Girl
42 25 11 Tiesto V Diplo feat. Busta Rhymes C'mon (Catch' em By Surprise)
43 28 2 Arctic Monkeys Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair
44 33 13 Noah & The Whale L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.
45 34 14 Pink F**Kin' Perfect
46 41 27 Katy Perry Firework
47 N 1 Sammy King Penny Arcade
48 35 22 Jessie J Do It Like A Dude
49 39 15 Taio Cruz feat. Travie McCoy & Kylie Minogue Higher
50 37 13 Jeremih feat. 50 Cent Down On Me
51 N 1 Chase & Status feat. Delilah Time
52 N 1 Glee Cast feat. Gwyneth Paltrow Landslide
53 44 13 Ke$ha We R Who We R
54 48 29 Cee Lo Green Forget You
55 40 15 Tinie Tempah feat. Ellie Goulding Wonderman
56 52 26 Rihanna Only Girl (In The World)
57 67 2 Emily Osment Lovesick
58 56 5 Flux Pavilion Bass Cannon
59 57 37 Adele Make You Feel My Love
60 N 1 Twenty Twenty Love to Life
61 55 31 Bruno Mars Just The Way You Are (Amazing)
62 46 12 Enrique Iglesias feat. Ludacris & Dj Frank E Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)
63 N 1 Kunt & The Gang F**Ksticks
64 53 15 JLS feat. Tinie Tempah Eyes Wide Shut
65 51 14 Diddy & Dirty Money feat. Skylar Grey Coming Home
66 61 23 Rihanna feat. Drake What's My Name?
67 54 5 Foo Fighters Rope
68 N 1 New Boyz feat. Cataracs & Dev Backseat
69 N 1 Morrissey Glamorous Glue
70 68 5 Chris Brown Feat. Busta Rhymes & Lil' Wayne Look At Me Now
71 42 2 The Wombats Anti-D
72 N 1 Charlie Simpson Down Down Down
73 66 24 Black Eyed Peas The Time (Dirty Bit)
74 65 13 Chase & Status feat. Liam Bailey Blind Faith
75 R 1 Two Door Cinema Club Something Good Can Work

Its all blah de blah featuring ho de ho.If I hear that Cee Lo friggin Green again...
 
Perhaps not surprisingly his worst performing single ever, and his third successive single to miss the UK Top 40.

1 1 5 LMFAO Feat. Lauren Bennett & GoonRock Party Rock Anthem
2 N 1 Wretch 32 feat. Example Unorthodox
3 2 4 Jennifer Lopez feat. Pitbull On The Floor
4 58 3 Tracy Chapman Fast Car
5 8 3 Chris Brown feat. Benny Benassi Beautiful People
6 4 6 Snoop Dogg vs David Guetta Sweat (Wet)
7 3 5 Katy Perry feat. Kanye West ET
8 5 7 Black Eyed Peas Just Can't Get Enough
9 14 2 Lady Gaga Judas
10 9 7 Mann feat. 50 Cent Buzzin Remix
11 7 18 Rihanna S&M
12 6 13 Adele Someone Like You
13 12 12 Jessie J feat. B.o.B Price Tag
14 13 6 Cee Lo Green Bright Lights Bigger City
15 N 1 Bruno Mars The Lazy Song
16 10 6 Nicole Scherzinger Don't Hold Your Breath
17 11 7 Wiz Khalifa Black & Yellow
18 N 1 Beyonce Run The World (Girls)
19 15 9 Kanye West feat. Drake & Rihanna All Of The Lights
20 17 11 Lady Gaga Born This Way
21 22 7 Birdy Skinny Love
22 16 14 Adele Rolling In The Deep
23 N 1 Starboy Nathan Diamonds
24 21 13 Chris Brown Yeah 3X
25 27 17 Martin Solveig feat. Dragonette Hello
26 26 7 Britney Spears Till The World Ends
27 18 15 Bruno Mars Grenade
28 20 12 Dr Dre feat. Eminem & Skylar Grey I Need a Doctor
29 49 3 Aloe Blacc I Need A Dollar
30 19 4 Katy B Broken Record
31 24 4 Nicki Minaj Girls Fall Like Dominoes
32 N 1 Jessie J Nobody's Perfect
33 N 1 Tinie Tempah Simply Unstoppable
34 31 11 Chipmunk feat. Chris Brown Champion
35 N 1 Pitbull feat. Nayer, Afrojack & Ne-Yo Give Me Everything
36 29 21 David Guetta feat. Rihanna Who's That Chick?
37 43 3 Chipmunk feat. Keri Hilson In The Air
38 32 4 Ke$ha Blow
39 23 6 The Wanted Gold Forever
40 36 3 Dionne Bromfield Feat. Diggy Simmons Yeah Right
41 30 9 Alexis Jordan Good Girl
42 25 11 Tiesto V Diplo feat. Busta Rhymes C'mon (Catch' em By Surprise)
43 28 2 Arctic Monkeys Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair
44 33 13 Noah & The Whale L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.
45 34 14 Pink F**Kin' Perfect
46 41 27 Katy Perry Firework
47 N 1 Sammy King Penny Arcade
48 35 22 Jessie J Do It Like A Dude
49 39 15 Taio Cruz feat. Travie McCoy & Kylie Minogue Higher
50 37 13 Jeremih feat. 50 Cent Down On Me
51 N 1 Chase & Status feat. Delilah Time
52 N 1 Glee Cast feat. Gwyneth Paltrow Landslide
53 44 13 Ke$ha We R Who We R
54 48 29 Cee Lo Green Forget You
55 40 15 Tinie Tempah feat. Ellie Goulding Wonderman
56 52 26 Rihanna Only Girl (In The World)
57 67 2 Emily Osment Lovesick
58 56 5 Flux Pavilion Bass Cannon
59 57 37 Adele Make You Feel My Love
60 N 1 Twenty Twenty Love to Life
61 55 31 Bruno Mars Just The Way You Are (Amazing)
62 46 12 Enrique Iglesias feat. Ludacris & Dj Frank E Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)
63 N 1 Kunt & The Gang F**Ksticks
64 53 15 JLS feat. Tinie Tempah Eyes Wide Shut
65 51 14 Diddy & Dirty Money feat. Skylar Grey Coming Home
66 61 23 Rihanna feat. Drake What's My Name?
67 54 5 Foo Fighters Rope
68 N 1 New Boyz feat. Cataracs & Dev Backseat
69 N 1 Morrissey Glamorous Glue
70 68 5 Chris Brown Feat. Busta Rhymes & Lil' Wayne Look At Me Now
71 42 2 The Wombats Anti-D
72 N 1 Charlie Simpson Down Down Down
73 66 24 Black Eyed Peas The Time (Dirty Bit)
74 65 13 Chase & Status w. Liam Bailey Blind Faith
75 R 1 Two Door Cinema Club Something Good Can Work

:D Actually they have something to convey. It's just in code. Good song to bring up though, aside from the obvious yinyang thing.

You must be wondering how
the boy next door turned out
have a care / but don't stare - because he's still there
lamenting:
"Policewomen, policemen, silly women,
taxmen - uniformed whores
they who wish to hurt you
work within the law
this world is full / so full of crashing bores
and I must be one
cos no one ever turns to me to say
'take me in your arms
take me in your arms / and love me' "
You must be wondering how
the boy next door turned out
have a care / and say a prayer - because he's still there
lamenting:
"policewomen, policemen, silly women,
taxmen - uniformed whores
educated criminals
work within the law
this world is full / so full of crashing bores
and I must be one
cos no one ever turns to me to say
'take me in your arms
take me in your arms / and love me
and love me' "
What really lies
beyond the constraints of my mind?
could it be the sea?
with Fate mooning back at me?
no, it's just more lock-jawed pop-stars
thicker than pig-shit / nothing to convey
so scared to show intelligence
it might smear their lovely career
this world - I am afraid
is designed for crashing bores
I am not one / I am not one
you don't understand
you don't understand / and yet you can
take me in your arms and love me / love me
and love me
take me in your arms and love me
love me / love me
take me in your arms and love me
take me in your arms and love me
would you do, would you do / what you should do
 
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