You're The One For Me, Jimmy!
Yo Jimmy!
For years I dreamed of being Sarah's body-double on those 'not tonight, Josephine' last-minute hitches to you gettin' yo freek on. Dental, menstrual, constipational, no probs. I'd wake up,agitated all sticky but never sated. My amaneunsis-sexcretary, 'Shaz' did her best to relieve my night fevers, but the truth is it's you boy. You're the one for me, pudgy.
You look so hot last night, wtf is up with Moz?
Is it, y'know, a 'medical' situation where the meds he needs to take these days are playing havoc with his braincells? Or is he gonna re-invent himself as a totally out-there mad skillz comic and just do crazy stunts'n'shit rather than bother with the show time deadline crap anymore? Has he just thought 'fcu-uk it!' in a Billo remix sort of way? You got any diva outakes from the past to share on Pirate Bay? Any security CCTV of him picking his nose? Or some photos without the make-up and lighting?
He's been spinning you a yarn, dude. He is to-bo to the max, grody cuz he ain't no VIRGIN VEGAN, he's a semi-skimmed-demi-deli-quasi-Quorn-mini meal deal- closet case DAIRY QUEEN! Animals in the wild at least often get out of the horror matrix pretty darn quick when the bullet hits, not like those poor heiffers whining in pain to birth the calf, only for it to be taken off to wait for slaughter without it's grieving Mom to give blowjobs and put out to "old McDonald had a farm, e, i, e, i. oh! on that farm he had some calves/lambs/goats/cows/ducks/foals, e,i,e,i,o, with a with a f***-f*** here and a suck-suck there, here a suck, there a f***, everywhere you look, suck'n'f***.
I don't know where Moz thinks the milk in those boutique gourmet 'natural' supermarkets comes from. If I could get it it, I'd have Krishna Kow milk and cheese. Why ain't Russell Brand reprazentin on this one. Preach!
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I wrote to Moz and Linda McC at the start riffing on Vegetarian Shoes in Brighton and proposing we set up a humane alternative to Fast Food chains. I'd have given it 30 years of my life, but it was nixed. I guess Moz found out 'who I really was' and got all tearful again about wanting what he couldn't have, if you get my drift
.He could have have MozBurger stands at Staples if he'd followed the bliss script I gifted. With a kiss. But he wasn't up to it. Now I have to do it all myself, turn into the Pope of Pop, do that whole Andy Warhol in C21st mad trip, when all I want to do is retire back to the monastery once the kids are free of me....he couldn't even get Meat is Murder right. I told him it was Beef is Biocide, but he thought that was some hippy shit that would make him look dweebo to his NME gatekeepers who hate on me more than on him. Enough! @20/12,2012, 2012 is now 2021, but you'll just look even more magical by then when the one and only tour happens.
Looking forward to debuting the Greatest Show on Earth-Greater Mexico-East Coast leg on your show. Hope you can accomodate my desires..at least at some level....Forrest Gump if not Deliverance submission. You know. Mad stuff. Fantasy role play..*sigh* You'll be doing it all in Spanish by then.
Moz must want the bawbag tag, it's a great excuse for flunking the destiny I gifted him in Moseley. He was so full of promise, couldn't believe I was going to go the priest route till I was ordained. Shame was never my middle name. Sorry about my language, Jimmy, but sometimes this celibacy vow is just so damn hard. You look so good in that suit, I'd love to see you in a dog-collar. Another look Moz totally face-palm'd, even though he knew I'd put Sinead up for that SNL NBC#GiantFAIL! in 92. She at least tried, didn't bottle it and kept the faith until they took her down. Truth is, he blew the big fat #FAIL! dildo pretty soon after the start. I've tried, but he's a basket case now. I don't think I could risk watching him on screen/stage again. My protege-prodigy has turned into an ass-clown.
*sigh* I guess I did always say he was free to do what he wished with The Gift. And I got to get back on that Forgiveness Queen trip or I'll die of venom, "just like poison in a vial, she was often very vial" *sob**pray*
Love you Jimmy.
Monsignor B.B