Five quid says the band wear 'f*** ADELE' shirts at the next gig.
"We hate it when Adele become successful,
We hate it when Adele become successful.
Oh, look at those clothes,
Now look at that face it's so old,
And such a video,
Well, it's really laughable,
Ah hahahaha etc.
We hate it when Adele become successful,
plus-size female from Tottenham
That makes it even worse and.......
You see, it should have been Morrissey.
It could have been Morrissey.
Everybody knows, everybody says so.
They say, "Oh, he has loads of songs,
So many songs,
More songs than they can stand --
Verse, chorus, middle eighth break"
"La la la""
Hiya bitches! This is Sharon, "The Secretary". We had our Xmas Party at Madonna's bash at the Brum NIA on Wednesday. Afterwards we crashed the after-show party with the dancers but "BrummieBoy" finagled his way backstage to have chat with Madge. They go back a long, long way to Leytonstone in 82 when she was unknown at BB's party and....*sigh*. Anyway, he joined us a few hours later just in time to do his karaoke turn. He chose Ye Olde Morrissey nanosecond 'hit' WHIWOFBS but did some diva bitch trashing of the lyrics. He's in the studio non-stop now and it still looks as if #VegAnarchyInTheUK will be the first single 40 years on from punk, etc. But he's also got a shed load of ballads. He writes for LOADS of pop stars but not as "BrummieBoy", of course. Bit like Sia but way more invisible. I asked if i could divulge that he's been a one-man hit factory for decades and he just shrugged. Still no idea if he'll actually sing or just get another boy-band to do it instead. He's not into 'Fame', nothing's changed since 83. Ask Madonna. She tried to get him on the stage then. Everybody did but.... Anyway, this site is a bit sucky at the moment. Some lulzy gifs from Poet like the good old days. Skylarker is still smoking the hard drives like he's mining BitCoin, finding precious rarities from the era before the sky fell with #ProfitFromParis & #TSAisthenewISIS
Skyfall. Great Bond track. Shame Morrissey never got that gig, never will now. BB's a bit like Bond, kind of like a spy. When people ask his *real name* he just smiles enigmatically and smirks "Names is for tombstones, baby". Then he plays "Hall of Mirrors" by Kraftwerk on his beatbox whilst his Manager, 'Mr Big' looks on. The Manager who has one of those 'real world' names that are littered around the interwebs on sites like this claiming to be "BrummieBoy". Oh, the lolz!
As Madonna said on Wednesday in Brum:
"Merry Xmas motherf***ers!"
Sharon *Moneypenny* McCormick
aka: "The Secretary"
PS: I am NOT a mental patient! Well, not anymore. I'm recovered. And BB said I could have some fun on this site again for a while...because it's nearly Christmas. Laterz haterz!
Hope you've got over the Christmas party.
Could you please let BB know I think his version of WHIWOFBS is megatastic, I will sing it all day long.
Love to you and yours Miss McCormick, mwa, mwa.