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CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
I imagine I am wrong but it always reminds me of this.
I hope you're right.
Patsy Cline always delivers.
lindsey1151
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This person looks alot like Morrissey! 
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
I wish I could figure out a way to help Morrissey have a really, really happy birthday. 
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Invisibility Cloak is irritating.
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What do you mean? That is Morrissey, isn't it?
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Maybe Morrissey is moulting. It usually happens in August for about a month, birds drop their feathers and grow fresh ones for the winter and when they do they become really quiet, their testosterone levels drop dramatically as their body changes, the boys think they're girls and the girls think they're boys, it;s a weird confusing time for birds. And you know how Jim MorrissON was the lizard king? Well maybe MorrissSEY is the bird king? Or queen. And he's moulting now, so he's really quiet, growin' fresh quiff for the winter. Okay I'll just shut up now.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
SGV's finest Morrissey party.
There will literally be two people there that know Morrissey music, me and my friend who only knows Live at Earls Court. It'll be a blast! Also it's not a bar, it's technically an Inn.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Don't go to waste in the wrong arms.
CrystalGeezer
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eight five five five bev bully
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
I used to work at the front desk of the Paso Robles Inn for over a year, for two Memorial Day Weekends, anyway. It was the most INSANE weekend of the year due to the Kustom Klassic carshow held every year in the park across the street. The reservation list for that weekend was years in the making, room rates were incredibly inflated but people paid it, they wanted to be in the heart of the action. I met James Hetfield that weekend, super nice guy, had a ratrod. I always think of the poor maids and servers and frontdeskers at Paso Inn this weekend. Insanity! But fun, people revving their chop jobs.
Praise the Lowered!
Praise the Lowered!
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Cool fun fact about nature. The killdeer bird will distract predators from it's nest by pretending to have a broken wing. Then when the predator gets closer to it to figure out what's going on it'll just fly away. There's a clip of it on this wiki article, AND it's plumage is very prison chic!
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Congrats to your parents, that's a long time.
I wonder if Morrissey has a quick-loading semi-automatic machine gun because sometimes sleepy supply and demand doesn't make sense.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Cry me a f***en river. 
Really? So Morrissey introducing you to God knows how many countries and hoards of people all over the world is rejection? He nurtured you, remember? Didn't David Bowie sing a song with you on some album? Aren't you being viagra-boned by one of the most successful producers in alternative music? And now Dave Grohl has been introduced to the pity party. THat's all it is, getting people to feel sorry for you so they'll give you things. I guess in some circles that's considered "work."
Really? So Morrissey introducing you to God knows how many countries and hoards of people all over the world is rejection? He nurtured you, remember? Didn't David Bowie sing a song with you on some album? Aren't you being viagra-boned by one of the most successful producers in alternative music? And now Dave Grohl has been introduced to the pity party. THat's all it is, getting people to feel sorry for you so they'll give you things. I guess in some circles that's considered "work."
sad veiled bride
can you please stop time?
My rightful share of nights I can't bear
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Anonymous
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Cry me a f***en river.
Really? So Morrissey introducing you to God knows how many countries and hoards of people all over the world is rejection? He nurtured you, remember? Didn't David Bowie sing a song with you on some album? Aren't you being viagra-boned by one of the most successful producers in alternative music? And now Dave Grohl has been introduced to the pity party. THat's all it is, getting people to feel sorry for you so they'll give you things. I guess in some circles that's considered "work."
Thank you for the screen grabB!
WTF is she screeching about?? She has been touring with Moz for years! Damn right she is LUCKY!! Lady Gaga is so much more talented, not to mention loads more HUMBLE!
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Cry me a f***en river.
Really? So Morrissey introducing you to God knows how many countries and hoards of people all over the world is rejection? He nurtured you, remember? Didn't David Bowie sing a song with you on some album? Aren't you being viagra-boned by one of the most successful producers in alternative music? And now Dave Grohl has been introduced to the pity party. THat's all it is, getting people to feel sorry for you so they'll give you things. I guess in some circles that's considered "work."
She is pretending that she worked hard for what she achieved. Grohl probably records with her because Visconti has promised anything in return or she is plain simply paying for it. Yes, it can be as easy as that. You can book recording studios and the people who work there. And they did not need to be introduced through that woman whom you mentioned earlier, they both appeared on Bowie's album as early as 2002. Surely you know the people who appear on the same albums as you do? It sounds of course differently if you make this recording into something that it is not.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
I think April Richardson knows Dave Grohl or something, Kristeen thanked her for the DG connection. April also wore one of her shirts on Chelsea Lately which Kristeen is now pushing the cool cred of since she basically can't generate her own cool, she has to suck it off the people who leech onto her for front row tickets. I saw April's stand-up once, it's very self-absorbed humor so she and Kristeen are like two peas in a pod, but April's a smart girl, she knows when to draw the line. Kristeen will be friends with anyone who will tell her how beautiful she is, but when she called for people to "like" her new bestest friend on facebook, April quickly said she only likes REAL friends on facebook, to go to her comedy page. My only lament is that April might teach Kristeen to do the same thing and I won;t be able to gather these pathetic gems.
I had to watch the back of April's head at all the LA gigs, it was infuriating. Favors for favors can suck it. But poor Kristeen gets nothing ever...her front row seats for April at the Moz show probably set up the Grohl connection, but she's experienced so much rejection. Boooo f***ing hooooo.
joey
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I KNOW, RIGHT?!
It's just a terrible shame that April and I split the cost of those double face-value tickets. Oh so many favors were called in on that. Like, we had our Nextel push-to-talk direct with Tony-Vis (what we call Him) and he gave us this sweet deal on tix through his very own tout site. Has anyone else got this hookup through his site called stubhub?!
And that self-absorbed humor is atrocious! If only comedians would stop telling stories about themselves and go back to the way things used to be... like telling stories about themselves.
Oh, also, whatever I am thinking about at this very moment is probably self-absorbed. Like my very own selfish shopping list for self, I mean super, absorbent paper towels
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