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[Anonymous]

Kind of both, but it's the fastest mask in the world. Only a minute.

http://naturesnurtureblog.com/2012/08/13/natural-skin-care-baking-soda-for-blackheads/

Thank you.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

This may be my bathroom soon. (Not gonna lie it would be sooooooo awesome!!!!!!!!!)

 

[Skylarker]

A Bride Actually Tied Her Baby To Her Wedding Dress Train And Dragged Her Down The Aisle

Oh hecky naw.

 

[123xyz]

I'm selling my house and ( absurdly enough) I'm sick of having potential buyers loitering around the premises. I feel like putting the hose on them or telling them the house is haunted ...

 

[the raytownian]

drunk again.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

It's like being starving and going to a restaurant and ordering a baked potato but being in a hurry, then the waiter delivers the potato with BACON ALL OVER IT and since you're in a hurry all you can do it pick the bacon off and eat the potato tainted.



/endrant

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I'm just trying to build you a jizz castle.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/red_velvet_mite

 

[Madcap]

DAVIE?! One of my fave members here is gone? WTF?! DAVIE! You ass! Anyway that's what I'm thinking at the moment.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

My cell phone took a dump. Wish me luck at the Ettiene T store. (I hate those places, they're like commission beasts.)

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Okay I'm going now. I'm so good at putting off the uncomfortable things I need to do. Oh hey!!!

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I bought an iPhone 5s today. Sorta LOVING the camera, my GOD what a difference!

Mi familia (with childs still):

You wouldn't believe how much noise this liddle guy can make.

I probably would've cleaned the poop off his stick and tidied my room if I knew I was embarking on show and tell.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

The first picture I took with my 5s was of my 4. It looked this way after the Sports Arena concert and STILL WORKED, took pictures and everything until this morning. THen when I took it the phone store he got it to work AGAIN, this phone is literally Lazarus. I'm totally going to frame it, it's been so good to me. The other side is even worse cracked, you can see exposed circuit boards and everything, and never dropped a call since the show. Only the thing that makes it vibrate when you put the ringer on mute didn't work so well, but it still tried!

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Don't be jelly my phone has a slo mo setting as I pan my desk all sexy like.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

View from my brother's hotel if you guys wanna go say hi to him.

 

[peptastic]

James Van Der Beek is in everything these days.

 

[No1uno]

Thinking - why did I ride my bike 92 miles today and put sunscreen everywhere BUT my legs. This may sting tomorrow.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Tonight I've decided to reassess the direction my life is going and to redirect all my energies into become a Shuffleboard Champion because it is the most amazing game of all time.

If you have any questions about symbolism or The Language of the Birds or extensive metaphorical studies, I'll be at Miss Holly's Drinkers Hall of Fame in Monrovia. Good bye.

 

[realitybites]

Thinking - why did I ride my bike 92 miles today and put sunscreen everywhere BUT my legs. This may sting tomorrow.

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Razor burn?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Morrissey, I don't know when British Mother's Day is, but this is what your mom wants. Don't ask questions, just order it. She wants it.

http://boingboing.net/2014/06/05/library-check-out-card-tees.html

 

[123xyz]

I bought an iPhone 5s today. Sorta LOVING the camera, my GOD what a difference!

Mi familia (with childs still):

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Beautiful cat , CG ...