The f*** My Life Thread

[DAVIE]

Youre starting to sound like Fagin

It's not Fagin...my name is Fagend, my dear

 

[Barking]

It's not Fagin...my name is Fagend, my dear

"Then don't be surprised if you're the butt of Billy's jokes!"

(sorry, that was my fever talking.)

 

[dunya]

"Then don't be surprised if you're the butt of Billy's jokes!"

(sorry, that was my fever talking.)

You are leading the Thread ashtray...stick to the whinging, please.

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

I have an audition tomorrow and as always, I'm terrified that I'm going to be awful.

FML

 

[DAVIE]

I have an audition tomorrow and as always, I'm terrified that I'm going to be awful.

FML

Audition for whattt?

 

[Kewpie]

I queued for standing ticket of King Lear at Donmar Warehouse from 8:00 this morning.
However, Derek Jacobi is ill, the show has been cancelled.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I hate my job sometimes. I woke up to this, it's tracked all over the house.

Spoiler

 

[Black Cloud]

I queued for standing ticket of King Lear at Donmar Warehouse from 8:00 this morning.
However, Derek Jacobi is ill, the show has been cancelled.

Derek is getting soft! Tell him I said to watch out; Branagh's getting old and he'll be playing Lear soon and then Derek will be left with either Falstaff or the gravedigger in Hamlet!

 

[Black Cloud]

I hate my job sometimes. I woke up to this, it's tracked all over the house.

Spoiler

Mine does that...stands in the box with her rear end hanging out, then splooges all over the floor and steps in it on the way out. F-Cat!

 

[Kewpie]

Derek is getting soft! Tell him I said to watch out; Branagh's getting old and he'll be playing Lear soon and then Derek will be left with either Falstaff or the gravedigger in Hamlet!

Derek isn't fat enough to play Falstaff.

I regret missing Michael Gambon's Falstaff in 2007.

 

[Black Cloud]

Derek isn't fat enough to play Falstaff.

I regret missing Michael Gambon's Falstaff in 2007.

I bet Gambon was good! They often use padding for Falstaff, as did Kevin Kline, who was also too young! Kline has also been in a bad production of Lear, but I hear that he was not altogether bad.

You are lucky to have a chance to see all of these wonderful plays! I wish I still lived in a place where this was possible! fml?

 

[DAVIE]

Got woke 7am on Saturday Night! f***s sake! I am NOT happy...

 

[DAVIE]

I can't even believe I didn't even make it a month away from here...anyway...I'm still crap with my relationship with Mrs Davie...it may end soon....maybe it won't....maybe it will....maybe...mehh

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

I have been very very paranoid the past few days and created in my mind a major health scare which may or may not be that major. FML.

And yes, I'm aware this might not make much sense.

 

[KenzieW]

I have been very very paranoid the past few days and created in my mind a major health scare which may or may not be that major. FML.

And yes, I'm aware this might not make much sense.

I think you must be my twin. I have just had my own health scare as a result of a cold, the internet, and my paranoia. (This happens to me a lot actually, because I easily stress out about pretty much everything.)

 

[billy scissors]

I have been very very paranoid the past few days and created in my mind a major health scare which may or may not be that major. FML.

Do you mean in a back-of-the-hand-to-the-forehead-Oh-Im-not-long -for-this-world type way? I shouldnt panic GWTT,Ive had what I thought was gonna be a heart attack practically every day for the last 20 years or so

 

[Jackie London]

Things that suck with being a live in nanny: when you're so fed up with the family you wish they would just die you still have to live under the same roof as them...

 

[DAVIE]

I simply cannot sing the songs I can't physically sing those lyrics....the melodies are too frustrating...everything! I can't do the gig, I can't carry on doing covers...

 

[Jackie London]

I simply cannot sing the songs I can't physically sing those lyrics....the melodies are too frustrating...everything! I can't do the gig, I can't carry on doing covers...

Anxiety anxiety. Let's just commit collective suicide right now.

 

[KenzieW]

I simply cannot sing the songs I can't physically sing those lyrics....the melodies are too frustrating...everything! I can't do the gig, I can't carry on doing covers...

Maybe you should take a break or try covering different music. Sometimes I get so frusterated playing my guitar and I feel like my hands have turned stupid. Sometimes it's just that I have had a bad practice, or I need a break from the guitar. There have been times where I will practice a song a lot and I will continuelly get better, but then suddenly I get worse and keep getting parts mixed up and just play terribly. I walk away from that song for at least two weeks, sometimes a month, and then when I come back I can play it fine again. Sometimes I'm just playing the wrong song. I tried to find a Morrissey song to learn yesterday, but just got frustrated and couldn't play anything. Then I tried the cure "Just like Heaven" and did great and had fun.