Yeah his mum was pumping him full of Oscar Wilde books while Steven minced all over Manchester with Jon Daley. Betty (RIP) was probably wondering when he'd bring the right girl home, LOL.
He must have brought some home but none of them was good enough. "What, not even Nancy?" Maybe Morrissey's mum was hoping for Lisa-Marie Presley, but someone else hired that one first...
It turned out OK in the end though, didn't it. Damon is the perfect daughter-in-law, after all.
("Here, Damona: carry this.")