Dave's theme song:
"Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Ooh, each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
(Take a look at yourself) Take a look in the mirror and cry (and cry)
Lord, what you're doing to me (yeah yeah)
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief, Lord!
Somebody (somebody) ooh somebody (somebody)
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
I work hard (he works hard) every day of my life
I work 'til I ache in my bones
At the end (at the end of the day)
I take home my hard earned pay all on my own
I get down (down) on my knees (knees)
And I start to pray
'Til the tears run down from my eyes
Lord, somebody (somebody), ooh somebody
(Please) can anybody find me somebody to love?"
This isn't "clever." Wouldn't my song be "Unlovable" or "I Want The One I Can't Have" or one of the dozen other songs by Morrissey or The Smiths?
This inability to believe that I live in a house is puzzling. But it's not interesting.Won't anybody find you somebody to love? Dave, maybe the next time somebody tries to break into your 'house' you should proposition them instead of chasing them away with a baseball bat. Potential partners aren't going to keep falling out of the sky like this, you know. Maybe you could have considered him less of a night-time burglar and more of a "midnight caller". The next time you hear the door handle rattling at 3am, prop yourself up on your pillow with one elbow and say: "oh, so you're trying to gain entry? How about you enter me instead?"
I usually wouldn't advise something like that, but desperate times call for desperate measures, and in your case they're definitely desperate times. Maybe you can even start leaving the door unlocked!
I do think you're making progress in your own journey towards self actualization though, by making posts instead of just voting.
You always want to involve other posters and in a way I get it. Then you can sit back and watch while I argue with them. It has even worked in the past so I can't say it never served a purpose but it does make you look insecure and unsure of your own abilities. That's sad because you really are clever and generally I'd give you a B- which is a pretty good grade. (For comparison those others you mention are maybe a D and it's sad you feel you need their help.)Why, so you can keep closer tabs on me, Dave? You're obsessed with making sure that I post from an account, you've brought it up many times over the past 18 months, and supposedly doing so is now "self-actualizing". It's for reasons like these, these fixations of yours, that rifke and I believe you need to get laid (as it's apparent that it hasn't happened for you in a very long time). Maybe if you change your attitude towards rifke and Bun Bun for a while, rifke might be able to convince Bun Bun to give you a few dating tips. Then you can find someone for yourself instead of daydreaming about Bun Bun's picture where he licks an ice cream cone. But change comes from within Dave, we can only help you up to a point. And going back to "self-actualization": you don't get to choose when or how I choose to post just like I don't get to decide how many different accounts you post from; although @davidt should really look into it.