Re: TTY STATEMENT HAMMERSMITH!!! Last ever UK gigs????!
Someone is finally retiring
Someone is finally retiring
it all started to go south when the manc guy hollered at him in poland. he jinxed him.
This is a good point. I'm not suggesting a Greatest Hits tour (and the one labeled as such in 2007 really wasn't one per say), but you do make a great point about him ignoring songs that did chart, and top-quality album cuts from LPs that sold really well in favor of obscurities and new songs that the public can't even buy.
This thread and all the chatter on social media are proof that he's still smarter than all of us. The buzz this has created, free publicity at its best. The man is a master and you've all been had.
No, I think it was the triple whammy of his comments on Utoya, Jacintha Saldanha and the Queen's visit to Eire. It killed his career stone dead. It was a disastrous eighteen months where he barely took his foot out of his mouth once. I used to think he was "just" a sociopath, but he's a full on Lecter style psycho. Mad, bad and tedious to know. Then along came the World Peace album to tramp down the dirt.
Claiming these are possibly his last UK appearances just illustrates his sheer desperation. He's an embarrassment.
I'll say it again. His smartest move is Third Man Records. Mellow out and acquire JACK WHITE to produce, simultaneously, a new album of original music and a country covers album. Get that sterling Third Man art direction, from the sleeve to the videos. Get that band on a diet. Ritualistically burn the pants from the Krays movie premiere. Show some respect to the quiff. Go raw vegan for a few months.
Let the book do the talking.
Appear in Nashville for recording and let some traditional production with quirky effects speak for itself. Reboot, retool. A Morrissey/Jack White pairing would be alternative gold and really get people talking. THEN retire. All you have to be is humble...
This thread and all the chatter on social media are proof that he's still smarter than all of us. The buzz this has created, free publicity at its best. The man is a master and you've all been had.
I've been saying the same thing for a few years now and still agree 100%... only stumbling block might be their personalities. They'd either become best buds or hate each others guts as they both seem somewhat twat-ish (this is coming from someone who's a fan of both!) But Jack White produced great one-off comebacks for Wanda Jackson and Loretta Lynn. If he has ever heard anything he ever thought of as special in Morrissey's music he'd be able to bring it back to life for at least one more album. AND I think he'd be able to work really well with Boz still in the fold. I think Jack White would find a kindred spirit in Boorer.
When you have an amateurish/lightweight music composer in Jesse Tobias and a dried-up co-writer Boz Boorer, there's no way in hell you even deserve a record contract.
Literally the moment he posted it my three-yr-old neighbor Nachito had an epic meltdown everyone could hear. He recovered quick, so will Moz.
Judging by the reception he's receiving in Hull right now, the self-publicity campaign is working to plan....