why hasn't morrissey toured africa?


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R. Kelly is going to have a show in Africa.


Reckless Endangerment
He'll get there soon enough -- he's running out of countries in Europe to fall in love with :D

Oh yes, that, and he's racist. :lbf:


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I imagine because of tour expenses.

Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.

Fumbling politeness
I was just about to write something tasteless, but I won't.

I wonder what would happen if he, for instance, would decide to tour Afghanistan...not that it's realistic. Would anyone buy a ticket? Would he get arrested?

oye terence

ampersand after ampersand
Maybe he did not feel like blessing the rains down in Africa,
or taking some time to do the things we never have.


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Why Me?
He wanted too, but after the tour in mud hut ville, and the outdoor concert on the lion savanna and a visit to cheer up all the dying people in the aids hospital, he just didn't have enough time for sitting around at home and self grooming in front of a mirror.

He tried, but he couldn't quite make it work out.


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He doesn't want to ste- adopt I mean a little African.

Also he's afraid the local predators would confuse Boz with a gazelle. (what there's a z in both names, I'll have you notice.)
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