As always I bring you the news first....

[Mr.Improper PIMP to the ayatollah]

Before some donkey dick claims he reported it first:

In the new october issue of FHM(jenny mccarthy),they have a neat little article with michael"I have no career so I figure ill jock morrissey a bit"stipe,where they ask him about "stealing a few of morrissey's dance moves" to which he says something like" i went to a show of his and found it fascinating.So,i took them". This deserves a beat down,but hey,go pick up a copy and see for yourselves.

I am the PIMP of the nation. No one else brings you this news,but me.

 

[slow burn]

This was on the main page Last Week

 

[Flopper]

I rather think you must be be mistaken.

Mr Improper has clearly stated that anyone claiming to be the first to report this important news after another has in fact done so, should be considered a “donkey dick”.

Therefore I respectfully suggest that you check your facts.