Can I Take A Poll?

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Since I'm very much in favor of people @#!!!ing as much as possible, and doing so peaceably, I wondered if anyone was interested in participating in a poll regarding Mr. Morrissey. My question is this:

Is Morrissey a top or a bottom? Why? To my mind, you could support either argument. But it would be interesting to see what the majority's opinion is.

Have fun.
 
First off, do you dingbats think you are being clever? Your certainly not a wisecracker! But, to put in my two cents....I think he's a top man for sure! Remember he likes cracken breasts! And, people are always naked on the top in all the Smith's/Morrissey covers and videos. Perhaps, Morrissey was weaned too early from his Mum. I've seen the results of this before, and it is most unhealthy!
 
Re: Can I Take A Poll Part II

What support is there to say either way what he likes on the bottom anyway?
 
Well, I'm off now to go drink some milk infused with growth hormones!
 
> Since I'm very much in favor of people @#!!! ing as much as
> possible, and doing so peaceably, I wondered if anyone was
> interested in participating in a poll regarding Mr. Morrissey.
> My question is this:

> Is Morrissey a top or a bottom? Why? To my mind, you could
> support either argument. But it would be interesting to see what
> the majority's opinion is.

> Have fun.

Definitely a bottom. Come on, all those hard men who turn him on. That's what he wants: some brickie doing him hard, wiping his knob on Mozzer's arse and then walking away.
 
> Definitely a bottom. Come on, all those hard men who turn him
> on. That's what he wants: some brickie doing him hard, wiping
> his knob on Mozzer's arse and then walking away.

i don't think morrissey is that sexual considering his vows of celibacy. i think he'd favor something a bit more romantic than that.

then again maybe i am being a bit idealistic.

who knows

Kirstie
 
What I Think

My theory is this: I feel that Morrissey likes above all-else to be in control. He would probably feel more comfortable as a top because being a bottom is a more submissive position to be in, and while Morrissey is vulnerable, I don't think anyone would call him submissive in any way. Just a theory.
 
Re: What I Think

> My theory is this: I feel that Morrissey likes above all-else to
> be in control. He would probably feel more comfortable as a top
> because being a bottom is a more submissive position to be in,
> and while Morrissey is vulnerable, I don't think anyone would
> call him submissive in any way. Just a theory.

Who really gives a flying fu@k?
 
Re: What Unicorn Thinks

> My theory is this: I feel that Morrissey likes above all-else to
> be in control. He would probably feel more comfortable as a top
> because being a bottom is a more submissive position to be in,
> and while Morrissey is vulnerable, I don't think anyone would
> call him submissive in any way. Just a theory.

A VERY SOUND ONE INDEED!
 
Re: What I Think

> Who really gives a flying fu@k?

I do. If you don't, know better next time and don't click on a post I've written. I mean, just because your parents were brother and sister, that's no reason to vent your anger at me for chrissakes. Take a pill. Or better yet, take a handful. Take two handfuls.

You inbred F-U-C-KWIT.
 
Re: What Unicorn Thinks

> A VERY SOUND ONE INDEED!

Thank you, dear. Are you attached? Would you like to become attached? Would you like to attach part of your person to part of MY PERSON? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
 
Re: What Unicorn Thinks

> Thank you, dear. Are you attached? Would you like to become
> attached? Would you like to attach part of your person to part
> of MY PERSON? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

I'd like to attach my ass on your forehead, is it possible? Just curious. I'm sure you'd be more sexy with my beautiful ass on you.
 
Re: What Unicorn Thinks

> I'd like to attach my ass on your forehead, is it possible? Just
> curious. I'm sure you'd be more sexy with my beautiful ass on
> you.

Why would you proffer your ass? Is there something wrong with your dick? Just curious.

@#!!!wit.
 
Hang on a mo'

> Why would you proffer your ass? Is there something wrong with
> your dick? Just curious.

> @#!!! wit.

Scratch this last if you're a girl. If you ARE a girl, you may most definitely install your ass on my forehead. I'll be quite happy. That's if you are so inclined. The only problem with buttering your bread on both sides is no matter which way it falls...
 
Re: What Unicorn Thinks

> Why would you proffer your ass? Is there something wrong with
> your dick? Just curious.

My dick is fine, thanks. However, the word "dick", or "cock" is really disgusting. But penis is also ugly. Advices??? I have a friend who calls his "mobydick", and he likes to create different names. It's a very creative guy!!
 
Re: What Unicorn Thinks

> My dick is fine, thanks. However, the word "dick", or
> "cock" is really disgusting. But penis is also ugly.
> Advices??? I have a friend who calls his "mobydick",
> and he likes to create different names. It's a very creative
> guy!!

Actually (and perhaps I shouldn't say this) I find the word "cock" to be a turn-on. It's a lot better than penis. A penis sounds like a little sleeping worm. A cock is like a mighty baseball bat! All the same, I'm glad to hear that your dick is fine. Don't forget to feel your balls. Tom Green knows what he's talking about.
 
Re: speaking Tom G

Don't forget to feel your balls. Tom Green knows
> what he's talking about.

Oh, now I'm depressed!!! I never stop to think about those things. Nuts cancer must be so @#!!!ing horrible! No, I'm joking, I'm not depressed.
 
Re: What Unicorn Thinks

> Thank you, dear. Are you attached? Would you like to become
> attached? Would you like to attach part of your person to part
> of MY PERSON? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

No thanks, only one of a kind fits this model outlet.
 
Re: What Unicorn Thinks

> No thanks, only one of a kind fits this model outlet.

Umm, thought you weren't going to post anymore?
 
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