Mr. Smith was the first of the gang to die

[The ghost of troubled Mr. Smith]

I'm off to have lunch with some bloke called Oscar somethin or other, supposedly he knows moz, think he's a bit of a homo though...Talk to yiz later.

 

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> I'm off to have lunch with some bloke called Oscar somethin or other,
> supposedly he knows moz, think he's a bit of a homo though...Talk to yiz
> later.

Oh Mr Smith,
Just heard the tragic news.
Was it the jam or apple that got you in the end?
I'll know which to avoid then.

 

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> Oh Mr Smith,
> Just heard the tragic news.
> Was it the jam or apple that got you in the end?
> I'll know which to avoid then.

I suppose the one saving grace is, you're back with the lutists, where you belong.

 

[The ghost of troubled Mr. Smith]

> I suppose the one saving grace is, you're back with the lutists, where you
> belong.

We are all havin a big lute Jam, Jimmi Hendrix just played Voodoo Chile...Buddy Holly sung and Elvis did a funny lil dance..its so cool. P.s, It was the Actimel that got me in da end...o.d'd on l.casei immunitas.

 

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> We are all havin a big lute Jam, Jimmi Hendrix just played Voodoo
> Chile...Buddy Holly sung and Elvis did a funny lil dance..its so cool.
> P.s, It was the Actimel that got me in da end...o.d'd on l.casei
> immunitas.

Well you're in the best company then.
I could have warned you about Actimel, never knew you were mixing that with the "h" variety tarts. Dear me. I'll carry on regardless then. Nice to know you can still keep in touch. I'm really looking forward to the wake, I can show off my lute playing skills once more, after all these years!

 

[The ghost of troubled Mr. Smith]

The Lute died the day mr. smith cooked up the first pop-tart

> Well you're in the best company then.
> I could have warned you about Actimel, never knew you were mixing that
> with the "h" variety tarts. Dear me. I'll carry on regardless
> then. Nice to know you can still keep in touch. I'm really looking forward
> to the wake, I can show off my lute playing skills once more, after all
> these years!

I want my lute version of 'How soon is now' played at the funeral.

 

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

Re: The Lute died the day mr. smith cooked up the first pop-tart

> I want my lute version of 'How soon is now' played at the funeral.

You got it sir!!!!
I knew that would be your dying wish.
I've got it in my hand right now..oh stop it..you've got me crying again!