well if will[piglet]young annoys you...

[pillow]

sprout that quiff,
put on your lycra,
write some songs,
AND GET UP THERE ON THE STAGE.

lord knows i do my best.

[writing poems about cheesy acrylic knickers,]

but surely YOU can do better.
as some old man used to say:

so you wanna be a rockn'roll star?
then listen to what i say,
just get an electric guitar,
and take some time,
to learn how to play...

imagine the thrill of socking will young in the mouth with a bar of soap in a sock.

im sure the young morrissey would have fired off 20 angry letters to the NME in the time its taken me to write these lines.

so if youre out there talent,
i could do with a visit.

 

[PunchdrunkAVFC]

Ok punchdrunks song dedicated to Will Young errrm *coughs* HERE GOES....

I'm walk a mile and a bit to rub will youngs face in my shit!!!!(to the tune of mammy)


> sprout that quiff,
> put on your lycra,
> write some songs,
> AND GET UP THERE ON THE STAGE.

> lord knows i do my best.

> [writing poems about cheesy acrylic knickers,]

> but surely YOU can do better.
> as some old man used to say:

> so you wanna be a rockn'roll star?
> then listen to what i say,
> just get an electric guitar,
> and take some time,
> to learn how to play...

> imagine the thrill of socking will young in the mouth with a bar of soap
> in a sock.

> im sure the young morrissey would have fired off 20 angry letters to the
> NME in the time its taken me to write these lines.

> so if youre out there talent,
> i could do with a visit.