Morrissey Central “Morrissey In The Toilet” (August 24, 2022)

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Seriously?

 

[Dirk Blaggard]

Up north? Birmingham?

Manc

 

[Deleted member 30524]

Manc

Why

 

[Anonymous]

At least he's aware of where his career has ended up.

 

[Dirk Blaggard]

Why

or stay at my mates in glasgow

 

[Deleted member 30524]

or stay at my mates in glasgow

The Glasgow theatre looks amazing

 

[Deleted member 30524]

London and maybe travel up north. I think the one up north will be with mates on the lash

So you taking your kids then ?

 

[Deleted member 30524]

Essential

Yes. I am

 

[Deleted member 30524]

At least he's aware of where his career has ended up.

Are you still licking toilet seats
Then ?

 

[Anonymous]

At this point, I'm convinced Morrissey Central will post any old crap, as long as it's Morrissey related. In fact, next time I spot some dog poo on the sidewalk, I'm going to use a stick to arrange it into the word 'MOZ', take a photo and send it to Sam and see if it makes the grade.

 

[Deleted member 30524]

At this point, I'm convinced Morrissey Central will post any old crap, as long as it's Morrissey related. In fact, next time I spot some dog poo on the sidewalk, I'm going to use a stick to arrange it into the word 'MOZ', take a photo and send it to Sam and see if it makes the grade.

Are you sure this hasn’t been
Already done ?

 

[Redacted]

I really didn't need to know about this

 

[Amy]

Drunken wind-up, surely.

 

[marred]

And here it is ladies.... How men have to toilet ourselves, standing next to each other with splash back
Spraying all over our testicals
and spectacles... 4king Grimm.

Spesticles...

 

[Deleted member 30524]

Spesticles...

 

[Deleted member 30524]

Spesticles...

I’ve got 3

 

[Light Housework]

And here it is ladies.... How men have to toilet ourselves, standing next to each other with splash back
Spraying all over our testicals
and spectacles... 4king Grimm.

What are those little beige things that look like bars of soap?

 

[marred]

What are those little beige things that look like bars of soap?

Breath mints.

 

[Anonymous]

Golden showers - spraying your name
Golden showers - it's a terrible shame
But oh my darling - why did you change?

 

[Deleted member 30524]

What are those little beige things that look like bars of soap?

Bits of detergent to takeaway the sorid stench of male piss.
When I’m out and about I always
Use the disabled toilets..... so much
Cleaner .

 

[Deleted member 30524]

Some how I always get away with using disabled toilets,
Could be of my limp, twisted eyes,
Six fingers and my 27 stone carer .