Is Morrissey ever going to get married?

[CrystalGeezer]

I can't get to sleep. This man knocked on my door a couple of days ago wanting me to contribute to a Prop 8 issue, I said I was broke but deffo on his side. Then I got to wondering if gay marriage were legalized and he were gay, would he do the whole cake and vows and reception thing? Is it his style? Or is he an eloper? OR is he better being alone and DON'T quote any YOR songs here, thank you.

 

[Quiffaa]

he probably does not want to get institutionalised
no matter if he is blissfully flying solo, gay, het or whatever

 

[CrystalGeezer]

he probably does not want to get institutionalised
no matter if he is blissfully flying solo, gay, het or whatever

Yeah, but he's already institutionalized. The day he signed his first record deal. So he wears a wedding band and buys his mate flowers on their anniversary, at least he gets to cuddle with someone every night knowing he can count on them to be there for him, who cares about paperwork?


What does that mean? Institutionalized.

 

[Maurice E]

Yeah, but he's already institutionalized. The day he signed his first record deal. So he wears a wedding band and buys his mate flowers on their anniversary, at least he gets to cuddle with someone every night knowing he can count on them to be there for him, who cares about paperwork?


What does that mean? Institutionalized.

if Moz doesn't even want to reveal his sexuality, there's absolutely no way he'd do anything as black and white as getting married.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

And I just want to say before this thread gets moved, that this topic is just as valid as gossiping about whether Maladjusted is any good.

Maybe I overestimate Morrissey's cuddle skillz. Maybe he's kinda a loner in bed.

Is this rhetoric diminishing him as an artist? I also want to say that his work is SO DENSE with meaning that I have to take a break and talk about Page 6 stuff. Morrissey's a genius, of course. I just want to see him happy and I'm knee deep in all these people renewing their vows or getting married that I can't help but wonder, that's all.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

if Moz doesn't even want to reveal his sexuality, there's absolutely no way he'd do anything as black and white as getting married.

Maybe he'll do something hilarious and kill two birds with one stone, answering the former by performing the latter.

 

[Quiffaa]

Yeah, but he's already institutionalized. The day he signed his first record deal. So he wears a wedding band and buys his mate flowers on their anniversary, at least he gets to cuddle with someone every night knowing he can count on them to be there for him, who cares about paperwork?


What does that mean? Institutionalized.

Analogous to serial monogamy,

Moz is a serial record-deal-hopper




Sorry, might have been weak pun:

• institution as in mental health thingy

and

• marriage is an institution (of patriarchy)*, defining people on whom they belong to // should have sex with
  Moz was one time reading feminist books in his youth ... therefore he is against it.

*Not all feminists think that by the way

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Sorry, might have been weak pun:

• institution as in mental health thingy

and

• marriage is an institution (of patriarchy)*, defining people on whom they belong to // should have sex with
  Moz was one time reading feminist books in his youth ... therefore he is against it.

*Not all feminists think that by the way

I kind of got it.

 

[Quiffaa]

On the whole WWMD* issue ...

most feminists would argue that
freedom is to be able to do the same stupid stuff that the others do
e.g. enrol the army, marry ...if it floats your boat

WWMD = What would moz do?

 

[Quiffaa]

Maybe I overestimate Morrissey's cuddle skillz. Maybe he's kinda a loner in bed.

We know via N. Sinatra that he is a great cuddler in a vertical position.

Horizontally he seems to be rather too much of a shy persuasion ... unless Boz grabs him first ...



Its a god time to frolic, even on a messageboard

 

[CrystalGeezer]

WWMD = What would moz do?

She'd get married. Moz is the lady part of Morrissey, the falsettoist.

 

[Quiffaa]

She'd get married. Moz is the lady part of Morrissey, the falsettoist.

So someone would get two for the price of one
on their wedding night ?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

So someone'll get two for the price of one
on their wedding night ?

Yeah, like the luckiest person in the world. Someone to make a mess AND clean it up afterward.

 

[Quiffaa]

They may have lady parts and be able to sing verry low ...

so it's a foursome ... getting crowded with all these personalities in just one poor wedding bed!

M also has a heart for wood, so reclines from marrying

(meaning Moz having tender thoughts & sympathy re the wooden wedding bed.)

 

[Maurice E]

Maybe he'll do something hilarious and kill two birds with one stone, answering the former by performing the latter.

maybe, indeed, although I rather doubt any 'birds' will be involved!

 

[CrystalGeezer]

M also has a heart for wood, so reclines from marrying

No he doesn't. What makes you think that? Unless you mean "Morrissey <3's Wood!" meaning chopping it up!

 

[CrystalGeezer]

maybe, indeed, although I rather doubt any 'birds' will be involved!

But what if there was? Would you stop being a fan?

 

[Silke]

Anything people write here, says more about themselves and their views than it has anything to do with Morrissey and what he thinks.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I think Morrissey's a genius and totally decent looking and would make an excellent lover and should be stalked.

 

[Quiffaa]

At least we all would congratulate the lucky person who would marry him
and some might be envious.
So it may be best if noone knew, even if it would happen.
Other hearts not unnecessarily broken, and one less wedding present to think of! great!