Is this pornographic to you?

[Kewpie]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...pornographic-Haribo-MAOAM-sweet-wrappers.html

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

 

[jesuisbryony]

Crikey!
I can see those sweets alone corrupting many an innocent mind.

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

I read this on Orange News the other day and found it hilarious. People really do like to overthink things, don't they?

Although the one with the cherries is a little...risque.

 

[Poppy Full]

Tsk tsk. Boycott Maom, and head to Lidl for some Fritts.

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

Tsk tsk. Boycott Maom, and head to Lidl for some Fritts.

Until about a year ago, I said that nothing was better than Maoam. Then I tried these babies. They are pretty yum.

 

[Spicer]

Not pornographic, but quite amusing! I wonder if it's really some viral campaign to get people to buy the sweets before they get withdrawn from sale for corrupting young 'uns!

 

[I am a Ghost]

Fritt sounds pornographic. Actually both sweets do. She maomed as he fritted furiously. Mills and Boon job.

 

[CharlieFairhead]

Er is it April the 1st again?

I live quite close to this Haribo (porn) factory in Pontefract where these sweets are re-producing.
I shall go chain myself to the sticky gates at once and demand an immediate withdrawal.

Right on my doorstep, shocking!

 

[Kewpie]

Lol

Fritt sounds pornographic. Actually both sweets do. She maomed as I fritted furiously.

Officially Germans are the dirtiest?

 

[I am a Ghost]

Er is it April the 1st again?

I live quite close to this Haribo (porn) factory in Pontefract where these sweets are re-producing.
I shall go chain myself to the sticky gates at once and demand an immediate withdrawal.

Right on my doorstep, shocking!

I'll meet you at the sticky gates, lad.

Maoam and Fritt are on your side.

 

[I am a Ghost]

Re: Lol

Officially Germans are the dirtiest?

Dirtiest what, Kewpie?

I don't care what they do in their private lives, as long as they leave the sunbeds alone.

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

I live quite close to this Haribo (porn) factory in Pontefract where these sweets are re-producing.

Where they make the 'cakes'

 

[Poppy Full]

Until about a year ago, I said that nothing was better than Maoam. Then I tried these babies. They are pretty yum.

If it can't be bought in Lidl, I probably don't eat it anyway.

 

[Dow Jones]

fapfapfap

 

[I am a Ghost]

If it can't be bought in Lidl, I probably don't eat it anyway.

Have you tried Aldi?

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

If it can't be bought in Lidl, I probably don't eat it anyway.

I love Lidl. Possibly too much. It's all so exciting and exotic and tasty and good value for money and...

I need to be stopped.

 

[I am a Ghost]

Shopping in Aldi is the highlight of my week.

 

[CharlieFairhead]

I'll meet you at the sticky gates, lad.

Maoam and Fritt are on your side.

haha class, haribondage.

Where they make the 'cakes'

A poem for you.

In the licorice fields at Pontefract
My love and I did meet
And many a burdened licorice bush
Was blooming round our feet;
Red hair she had and golden skin,
Her sulky lips were shaped for sin,
Her sturdy legs were flannel-slack'd
The strongest legs in Pontefract.

The light and dangling licorice flowers
Gave off the sweetest smells;
From various black Victorian towers
The Sunday evening bells
Came pealing over dales and hills
And tanneries and silent mills
And lowly streets where country stops
And little shuttered corner shops.

She cast her blazing eyes on me
And plucked a licorice leaf;
I was her captive slave and she
My red-haired robber chief.
Oh love! for love I could not speak,
It left me winded, wilting, weak,
And held in brown arms strong and bare
And wound with flaming ropes of hair.

 

[Poppy Full]

Have you tried Aldi?

I'm afraid not. Four minute stroll from Chez Poppy Full to Lidl, you see.