*Removes hood*
Surprise! It was me all along!
I decided to troll you anonymously for a while, for the lulz.
BrummieBoy involved himself, so I had to troll him too. And if he gets in my way again I'll smack that fcuker down.
Because I am him, although not literally of course. But I can crush him in a way that nobody else would be capable of doing.
As the premier BrummieBoy scholar on the net, I am in a position to tear him down: and I mean complete annihilation.
I can - metaphorically - rip him to shreds, and he knows it.
And metaphorically grab him by the neck with my teeth and toss him into the air like a dog toying with a deceased wasp. Just as my dear old dog used to do. R.I.P Toby, you are missed! 18 years together, but we'll meet again some day. I don't know where, I don't know when. What more could I do for you? I was willing you to live, but you slipped away. Nobody knew the worth of you, but I did. I'll destroy BrummieBoy in your memory.
BB's seven year build-up, gone in an instant. Yes, that fast! Although the first few years weren't that inspiring. I'm feeling that Seven Year Itch now. Sharon has told me things...
And provided me with compromising photographs.
The illusion shattered. The dream is gone but Mozambiguous is real. BrummieBoy, you did a bad thing.
We always knew this day would come, I've been forecasting it for many months. It has always been my destiny. I'll martyrize myself, I'll self-immolate. I'll go out in a Big BrummieBoy Blaze of Glory. Who's going to stop me? The moderators? RealityBites? God? But God was Wrong and I'm Bigger Than Life. I'll be Bigger Than BrummieBoy too when I'm finished deflating him after pumping him from behind.
"Big Morrissey Fan" - what a disguise! Nobody would have ever expected the persona behind it.
I drew RB in, whilst she thought she was going up against another 'Surface', really she was tightening her own noose.
That was "all aboard for fun-time", but now I mean business. And at the end there's only going to be one person laughing.
What's that, Toby? When Brummie's canine companion Alfie dies, you'll be waiting for him? But hasn't Alfie been dead for years, and BB is only pretending that he's still alive? That's what I heard. He's trolling cancer. Like how he pretends to still be married. Does he really have children? But Toby, didn't he post a picture of his daughter on Facebook collecting her exam results, many months ago? So it must be true. She even looked like him! But what about Alfie? Did he not pass away around the time of BB's mid-life meltdown? The picture of them standing between the trees-cum-goalposts did look dated! Remember when BB said he'd eat Alfie's remains? That wasn't a very 'Vegan' thing to say! I tell you what Toby, get a group of your canine pals together to roam around *wherever you are now* and see if Alfie has joined you there, or if here's still here with us. Then get back to me. I'll wait on your advice.
BrummieBoy had this coming for a while, but aligning himself with this histrionic harridan was the final straw. "Taxi to Dignitas for BrummieBoy" - but he has no dignity left. I'll take him out behind the garden shed like Old Shep. Toby, I'm sorry, but it had to be done. Your demise was more dignified than what's in store for Old Brummie. Without you what have I left. There's nothing to lose! And so much to gain.
Even if he has a volte-face and repents, it won't work. Repent, Repent! Not a flicker. I'll write it on my chest like FEMEN France confronting Marine le Pen. BrummieBoy, Repens Toi! Too late! I've got my swagger back, and the militarily trained Sookie R. Wang has her sniper aimed straight between your eyes. She's camouflaged and lying in the grass. Whilst sitting in The Shire flicking absent-mindedly through Lorca, you hear the glass crash, and you'll know it's her. She's been lying in wait for quite a while. But the time has come. *Tap Tap Tap* Open the door and see what awaits you. You can go quietly or kicking and screaming. Either way your time is up, and you have nobody to blame but yourself.
With my hand on my heart, and BrummieBoy in a headlock,
I'm coming up in the world. "The Man Who Would Be King" - committing regicide. It will be painless. For me.
"Well surely the hand contains a knife?"
RealityBites, who's sorry now? Who's sad and blue? Who's crying too? I tried to warn you somehow. You had your way, now you both must pay. You'll be sorry when I'm finished with you.
'Mozambiguous': 1989-Forever
'BrummieBoy': 1960-this very moment, and not a second too soon.
'Toby': 1996-2014 - It's all for you!
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