Act 1 - Mary finds out she's pregnant
Reader Meet Author - Archangel Gabriel's chat up line
Act 2 - Joseph questions Mary's predicament
Driving Your Girlfriend Home - the Archangel Gabriel taunts Joseph
Act 3 - Joseph and Mary travel to Bethlehem
Tony the Donkey - a duet
Act 4 - They search for a place to sleep
Life Is a Pigsty - innkeeper's song on offering the stable to Joseph and Mary
Act 5 - The baby is born (hurrah!)
At Last I Am Born - Baby Jebus enters the world
Pregnant For The Last Time - song of the Virgin Mary
(I'm) The End of the Family Line - song of the Baby Jebus
Act 6 - Quick! Someone tell the shepherds!
Angel, Angel, Down We Go Together - sung by a choir of angels on the way to meet the shepherds
Why Don't You Find Out for Yourself - grumpy angel gets fed up of the shepherds doubting him
Act 7 - A royal visit
Found, Found, Found - sung by the Three Wise Men on finding the right stable
Glamorous Glue - the Three Wise Men explain the use of myrhh
Interesting Drug - and then frankincense
Act 8 - The next day
It's Not Your Birthday Anymore - sung by the departing guests
Act 9 - Trouble's brewing
Break Up The Family - song of King Herod
Encore
Do Your Best and Don't Worry - John the Baptist gives advice
Brilliant. I can imagine this as a festive West End musical of some sort.
It's hard to walk tall when you're an Elf.
My Life is a succession of people saying "Happy christmas".
The world is full of Crashing Sleighs.
Something is squeezing my Wallet.
Get Off The Sleigh.
OMG! Great stuffs!
I've now seen it twice - which song is "Frost" supposed to be?
Oops, I deleted all the duplicates I could find, missed that one. I dunno, that one was from tha missus.
Doh! Should have been obvious.
Scarlet Ibis and I came up with:
Sheila Deck the Bough
That Pudding Isn't Figgy Anymore
How Soon Is Nog?
The Boy With the Thorns In His Crown
Santa's Sister
I Know It's Over The River And Through The Woods
You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby Jesus
Wassailing Wildly
Accept Your Gift
I Received Something I Couldn't Return
You're Gonna Need Someone on Your Sled
Will Never Merry
You Were Good In Yule Time
Now I Am A Wassailing
We Hate It When Our Friends Become Saviors
North Pole Air Disaster
Bethlehem Dave
I Don't Mind If You Re-gift Me
Boy Drummer
Figgy Pudd
Yule Snow, It Couldn't Last
Do Your Best and Be Merry
December Spawned Our Savior
Unreturnable
Heaven Knows It's Mistletoe Now
Rudolph, It Was Really Nothing
How Soon Is Noel?
This Holy Night Has Opened My Eyes
Half A Savior
Some Gifts Are Bigger Than Others
I Am Hated For Re-gifting
Xmas Feast Likely To
Lucky (Xmas) List
Unhappy Christmas
You're The One For Me, Frosty
The Savior Was The Most Loved
The Lazy Heatmiser
Jolly Doesn't Help
Tithe to Receive
I'm Not Jolly
It's Not Jesus' Birthday Anymore
I Am Myrrh-Giving, Jesus
Used To Be A Drummer Boy
Who Sleeping, Grinch Stealing
Now My Heart Is Three Sizes Bigger
Mary Laid Her Child on the Riverbed
Merry Gentlemen, Rest Now
Grandma's Lay Over the Riverbed (And Through the Woods)
At Last He Is Born
Santa Lay Softly on the Winter Sled
I Just Want to See The Boy Merry
Tony the Reindeer
Pregnant (By God) For The Last Time
I Want the Gift I Can't Have
Nazarethian Cousin
Frost
Jerusalem is Not the World
Dear God, Please Resurrect Me
I Will See Yule in Far-Off Places
Northpole Santa
Come Back to Bethlehem
Cosmic Manger
Boy Savior
Something is Herding My Sheep
First of the Kings to Give
Savior In A Tutu
Bonus: A Charlie Browne Christmas
sick.
If I were younger and hipper this would probably seem like a compliment.