Heh....Heh.....
Someone had to say this. Who else is in agreement that
marriage is a "no go zone" or is it all just "sour grapes"
to think that......
I think in order to get married you have to learn to ignore alot, maybe even lie to yourself a little. Forget the actual truth, just go with what works for you. Most people start this when planning their weddings. Every sane person knows that there's no such thing as good wedding cake, however have you ever heard an actual married person say, 'Yeah, our cake sucked!" No. They all say, "Everybody loved our cake! They all said that they usually don't care for it, but ours was different."
I think you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever
Fools!
Although if I were ever to do it, I think that a good cake would be a double decker bus crashing into the car carrying the bride and groom.
That's a bit negative, isn't it?
If anyone but the cake-maker cares about what the cake tastes like, (Beyond being worthy of the term "cake") then I suspect the marriage will not be of the best.
Intentionally.
I meant the fixation on the cake thing. There surely must be more to it than eating cake?
Any woman who is looking for a husband has obviously never had one.
Do you ever want to get married Jackie?
Good question. It doesn't really matter. I don't feel it's necessary but if I would meet someone who thought it was important I wouldn't mind it. How about you?
Well, I've always kinda felt like this weird dog that nobody wants to adopt so yeah, I kinda do. But it would have to be a patient person. Whose feminine, like who could do the shopping but be the aggressor in the bedroom while I change the oil in the cars and pick out the bath soaps, both sharing the male and female duties kind of thing. Not a lot of men are like that and if they are, I've got the wrong parts.
I want a man who doesn't mind killing/getting out of the house/do what the f*** he wants to spiders, butterflies and all sorts of insects really. Someone who is funny, in an ironic way, like Chandler in Friends. He has to be good at tecnical stuff, or at least know how to use a dvd, install a computer and things like that (since I'm not). Hmmm, let me see what else. Well it would be a plus if he likes Morrissey. I also want someone who is a city person, since I hate the countryside and find it difficult to breath if I leave the city for more then an hour. He can't have any pets and he can't like eating nuts since I'm really allergic. Oh, and he has to wear the clothes I tell him to wear, or more specific, he can't wear clothes I tell him not to wear. Hmmm, that's about it I think.
Yeah good luck with that.
Actually you have more of a chance of finding a boy who'll wear what you tell him, the toughest criteria of your list, then I probably have of finding a transgendered patient, sensitive, feminine yet manly man who helps me make lists and keeps me on task. (Unless it's symbols then I can do that shit all day. ADDers were born to be symbol hunters.)
Computer stuff. That's a good one. I'm not good at updating my software and all that. ANother criteria, someone who wouldn't mind a double feature movie night that included Fanny & Alexander and Sleepless In Seattle. There's nothing wrong with a romantic comedy now and again, dammit!
We should get on match.com now.