My Match.com profile

[troubleluvsme]

Typical Bicycle Tragedy can’t help himself. What a complete shithead.

Or maybe he's jealous of Steve Croce.

 

[Playcat2000]

Or maybe he's jealous of Steve Croce.

You might be on to something. "Take a number bitches" A real catch.

 

[realitybites]

You might be on to something. "Take a number bitches" A real catch.

Hahaha. I saw him first!

 

[realitybites]

I am not going to lie. You are all making me feel really good with this thread.

I'm not joking or being falsely modest when I say I am genuinely humbled by how nice you are all being to me.

Seriously. I love you guys.

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We 's ya too! Obviously.

That cover is priceless. Brilliant!

 

[troubleluvsme]

I am not going to lie. You are all making me feel really good with this thread.

I'm not joking or being falsely modest when I say I am genuinely humbled by how nice you are all being to me.

Seriously. I love you guys.

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OH. MY. GAWD!!!
It's so cool that' you're also on the cover of Tiger Beat!

That is LITERALLY the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

 

[The Bicycle Tragedy]

We 's ya too! Obviously.

That cover is priceless. Brilliant!

Dude, are you mentally retarded? For real. This thread is painful to watch, and yet so hilarious I can't help myself...

 

[Playcat2000]

Dude, are you mentally retarded? For real. This thread is painful to watch, and yet so hilarious I can't help myself...

Yup. Jealous

 

[realitybites]

Dude, are you mentally retarded? For real. This thread is painful to watch, and yet so hilarious I can't help myself...

Ah come on. Lighten up. We are having fun. Nothing wrong with that, is there?

 

[Playcat2000]

Ah come on. Lighten up. We are having fun. Nothing wrong with that, is there?

 

[realitybites]

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[Reelaround]

Somebody needs the mental patient ward. Somebody who talks to themself via dual personalities

 

[Playcat2000]

Somebody needs the mental patient ward. Somebody who talks to themself via dual personalities

Who you talking about?

 

[Reelaround]

Who you talking about?

Oh dear come on now, we all know

 

[realitybites]

Hope this does it...

 

[Reelaround]

Hope this does it...

trolling
Squirt it up up your own arse that would be much more appropriate. I can't believe that Crystal Geezer is on timeout while you are still trolling even yourself ha!
You sad sad person you. You have trolled me so many times and I never did anything about it, but just watch your step now as you're likely to get Timeout yourself, as recognised in 'Reporting Posts' thread. You were recognised as a troll then and you're still doing it. Talking to yourself with dual personalities is just very sad, as you obviously can't get a man any other way

 

[kissmyshadestoo]

I've created a profile but I'm not having any luck. Maybe I need a better profile pic

 

[troubleluvsme]

I've created a profile but I'm not having any luck. Maybe I need a better profile pic
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That's not as bad as some of the ones I've seen on match.
Bathroom selfies and leaning shirtless against the sports car are just as bad.
Maybe I should become a match.com profile consultant.

Now that I've hit 10,000 posts, maybe it's time I make better use of my time.

 

[realitybites]

I've created a profile but I'm not having any luck. Maybe I need a better profile pic
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I would chat you up. Loved that movie. So sad.

 

[Playcat2000]

I would chat you up. Loved that movie. So sad.

Mr. Merrick was a lovely person inside. A true gentleman. Yes, very sad.

 

[realitybites]

Mr. Merrick was a lovely person inside. A true gentleman. Yes, very sad.

Yes he was. Loved him. Best David Lynch film, imo.