Place your lonely hearts ads here!

[chica]

Start a romance, friendship, or make a lifelong stalker! Here are some useful abbreviations you might use:

• LTR - long term relationship, as in 'looking for LTR'
• SOH - sense of humour
• GSOH - good sense of humour
• VGSOH - very good sense of humour (got the hang of it yet?)
• BF - means either black female, or boyfriend, depending on the type of ad
• WLTM - would like to meet
• NS - non-smoker
• SA - straight acting
• ACA - all calls answered
• VGL - very good looking (but not very modest)
• ALAWP - all letters answered with photo
• OHAC - own house and car
• BDSM - into kinky sex (bondage, domination, sadism and masochism)
• ND - Non Drinker
• OHAC - Own house and car
• TLC - Tender loving care
• YO - Years old
• OFAC - Own flat and car



Be original! Make us laugh! Here's some advice on how to write the perfect lonely heart.

 

[Kewpie]

Mwhahahaha

Kind advice from cornelius blaze:

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=87791

 

[oye terence]

 

[Sharron Needles]

so incredible!

 

[oscillate wildly]

he didn't leave a personal phone number.

 

[Cassius]

Dad said the imitation crab meat tasted funny.

 

[chica]

Dad said the imitation crab meat tasted funny.

 

[Reelaround]

Start a romance, friendship, or make a lifelong stalker! Here are some useful abbreviations you might use:

• LTR - long term relationship, as in 'looking for LTR'
• SOH - sense of humour
• GSOH - good sense of humour
• VGSOH - very good sense of humour (got the hang of it yet?)
• BF - means either black female, or boyfriend, depending on the type of ad
• WLTM - would like to meet
• NS - non-smoker
• SA - straight acting
• ACA - all calls answered
• VGL - very good looking (but not very modest)
• ALAWP - all letters answered with photo
• OHAC - own house and car
• BDSM - into kinky sex (bondage, domination, sadism and masochism)
• ND - Non Drinker
• OHAC - Own house and car
• TLC - Tender loving care
• YO - Years old
• OFAC - Own flat and car



Be original! Make us laugh! Here's some advice on how to write the perfect lonely heart.

Well you just did didn't you? Another useful abbreviation is OFFS

 

[Dave]

This is truly incredible.

 

[Zelda Zonk]

Wltmvglmwithvgsohin2bdsm4tlcacaih8txtspk

 

[mick ransommich]

Wltmvglmwithvgsohin2bdsm4tlcacaih8txtspk

would - love - to - meet - very - good - looking - male - with - very - good -sense - of - humour - into - bondage - sado - masochism - for - tender - loving - care - and - cuddles - and - I - hate - text - speak

 

[mick ransommich]

FGLM,WLTMFGLNYMPH,18-50,WthBT&BA,GSOH,LvsS&M&NTLC

 

[Not Right in the Head]

fglm,wltmfglnymph,18-50,wthbt&ba,gsoh,lvss&m&ntlc

ntlc?

 

[j funk]

I'd post mine but it'd be a bit too serious.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

I'd post mine but it'd be a bit too serious.

Ah, go ahead. Besides, it may work.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

ntlc?

No tiny little cocks?

 

[Kewpie]

I'd post mine but it'd be a bit too serious.

You'd better post your picture on Members Pics and Morrissey's male fan frink thread.

No tiny little cocks?

 

[mick ransommich]

No tiny little cocks?

needs tender loving care!

or No Taking The Last Crisp

 

[Zelda Zonk]

fglm,wltmfglnymph,18-50,wthbt&ba,gsoh,lvss&m&ntlc

iyensvmmitabtrs

 

[The Cat's Mother]

needs tender loving care!

or No Taking The Last Crisp

Needs tongue like crazy!