BrummieBoy
Well-Known Member
Your excuse seems moderately sincere, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on this one. I can't help but feel a little humbled that I'm on your multitasking list, perhaps third in the queue.
Andrew, you mentioned a plumber earlier... I'm sure there's a funny metaphor here.
There's a Mrs Brummie? That's rather sweet. Which alter ego did you captivator her with? Is there a special character you adopt when you're making passion with her? I still think going shopping at ASDA with the wife persona is probably your funniest incarnation. Grey pasty "I want to die" face looming around the frozen food aisle, nodding at your wife's ready meal suggestions, as your saliva soaked jowls flop back and forth like two trouts trying to escape from a bucket of lukewarm water.
The plumber was an entirely delightful man and the quotes seem entirely reasonable.
I do not shop at ASDA as it has ties to WalMart. I'm very much a Waitrose-M&S person though I do like some of the 'surprising' food one finds in Lidl & Aldi. In 'real life' I'm acutally very working-class. But rich and cultured. A bit like wot Morrissey would be if he hadn't wasted the last 35 years thinking he didn't have to work on himself and could just coast on that silly Oscar Wilde impersonation. My wife adores me. So do my children. Everybody who knows me loves me. You couldn't be more wrong about the sad lonely loser stuff but I'm entirely comfortable with any/all of the denizens of this online creche wallowing in whatever assumptions their mental landscape conjures up in response to my musings.
best
Alfie
xo!
NB: Please return to discussing the thread topic. I am now musing/ruminating on a Morrissey Xmas No 1 single.