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The Peace Frink Thread
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- Post #19
- Jun 23, 2008
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News About Your Life Thread

I'm getting a manboob reduction.
- Kris
- Post #11
- Jun 23, 2008
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Have Americans Given The C Word A Bad Name?

If you mean C for Christmas, yes they have
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- Post #4
- Jun 23, 2008
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Dear God Please Help Us
- Kris
- Post #34
- May 16, 2008
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What kind of day have you had?

Meh. Me and the Mrs. got no kids, but I don't want her to feel bad so I bought her a corsage and took her to brunch at some joint downtown where they got the unlimited mimosas. Later on I went to Best Buy and got me a that Ted Nugent CD with Wango Tango on it.
- Kris
- Post #290
- May 12, 2008
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Look at my tomatoes.........

I was hopin' I'd be seeing another kinda tomatoes when I clicked on this thread. :(
- Kris
- Post #6
- May 12, 2008
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English "self-important and irritating"

England's good http://www.britsattheirbest.com
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- Post #21
- May 11, 2008
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Barbara Walters is a homewrecker.

I did her
- Kris
- Post #22
- May 11, 2008
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Top 10 Men that Women Fantasize about

That's nothing! You should hear me play piano
- Kris
- Post #76
- May 11, 2008
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Do I Want Paris Hilton To Be My Friend?

That was an actor, kiddo! Like when Hannibal Lector played Nixon?
- Kris
- Post #25
- May 11, 2008
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the AbBrEvIaTiOn gaym

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, little girl??? I'll be leaving a bar of soap in your stocking this year, yndig. You know what to do.
- Kris
- Post #18
- May 8, 2008
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Photography Thread

He probably stacked them up like cord wood. The first would be on the bottom, of course.
- Kris
- Post #221
- May 8, 2008
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100k dead in Myanmar cyclone aftermath, yet nobody's talking about it here?

So young to be so cynical!
- Kris
- Post #43
- May 8, 2008
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What else are you doing right now?

Oh. I thought Def Leppard did that one...
- Kris
- Post #3,413
- May 8, 2008
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what are you eating right now

HUH????
- Kris
- Post #1,798
- May 8, 2008
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Paying for sex
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- Post #90
- May 8, 2008
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What is your breast shape?

Listen old man, I was here first and the Chicago babe and the Serbian hottie are mine. I been working on them since Christmas, so step off! If you want one of the Desperate Housewives or one of the horny English chicks, that's OK. Don't even try it with the fiery Japanese tigressa; I heard...
- Kris
- Post #27
- Apr 30, 2008
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People who Troll and/or impersonate celebrities on this forum

Hey Snow Angels, no catfights! There's enough o'me to go around!! ;)
- Kris
- Post #11
- Apr 30, 2008
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Does Age Matter?

This is a poll from the Pole! Wait for the choices before buzzing in, please! My poll isn\'t working. But I\'m getting the little blue pill and I\'ll be back. :(
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- Thread
- Apr 25, 2008
- Replies: 9
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My dates!

Just wait! I\'m working on it!!!
- Kris
- Post #4
- Apr 25, 2008
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