S
Shaky Speares
Guest
To the tune of "Mistletoe and Wine"
Christmas time, drunkenness and crime,
Children playing in filth and grime,
With cars on fire and trainers under tree
Time to rejoice in be-ing Weegie,
It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving,
Knock-off gear - worra great feelin'
Why pay top dollar, yer can nick it for free,
Just like our 'lecky, gas and TV..
Christmas time, piss-ups all the time
Nicking ciggies, spirits and wine
Wearing shell-suits and Nikes - all knocked-off gear
It's great getting pissed - on someone elses' beer
It's a time for drinkin',six packs of Stella
That ye got from some dodgy fella
Christmas is sound, Christmas is best
God bless our dealer - and the DHSS
Christmas time, time to joy-ride
Then go and visit family inside
With Dad on a six stretch and Sis up the duff
This "City of Culture" can get pretty rough.
So next time you're driving through Weegie-city
You may just know why the streets look so shitty
So keep a sharp eye out for those dodgy deals
If you park for two minutes, they're off with your wheels.
Christmas time, drunkenness and crime,
Children playing in filth and grime,
With cars on fire and trainers under tree
Time to rejoice in be-ing Weegie,
It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving,
Knock-off gear - worra great feelin'
Why pay top dollar, yer can nick it for free,
Just like our 'lecky, gas and TV..
Christmas time, piss-ups all the time
Nicking ciggies, spirits and wine
Wearing shell-suits and Nikes - all knocked-off gear
It's great getting pissed - on someone elses' beer
It's a time for drinkin',six packs of Stella
That ye got from some dodgy fella
Christmas is sound, Christmas is best
God bless our dealer - and the DHSS
Christmas time, time to joy-ride
Then go and visit family inside
With Dad on a six stretch and Sis up the duff
This "City of Culture" can get pretty rough.
So next time you're driving through Weegie-city
You may just know why the streets look so shitty
So keep a sharp eye out for those dodgy deals
If you park for two minutes, they're off with your wheels.