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Greasetea VIII
Guest
He would like you to stop standing in front of his house and "happen to walk by" to get his autograph, hear your inane anecdotes (my life was changed blah blah f***ing blah) or kick his car door in because he didn't want to talk to Pierre McGuiness Hernandez Ciccione whatever yer names because it was 4am.
Seriously...you think he believes you when you stalk and run up the stairs saying, "Morrissey? You live here??? Oh my gosh I was out jogging (which is already bullshit since the only place you run to is the fridge, your hair is still neatly quiffed (give it up already...you don't look like him) and who the f*** jogs in black jeans with a too tight "Got Morrissey?" T shirt).
Please leave the poor f***er alone, he is demented and crazy and would like to be left alone masturbating all over Boz's portrait. Morrissey knows that you like him...his wallet $ay$ so dipshit McGillicutty.
Seriously...you think he believes you when you stalk and run up the stairs saying, "Morrissey? You live here??? Oh my gosh I was out jogging (which is already bullshit since the only place you run to is the fridge, your hair is still neatly quiffed (give it up already...you don't look like him) and who the f*** jogs in black jeans with a too tight "Got Morrissey?" T shirt).
Please leave the poor f***er alone, he is demented and crazy and would like to be left alone masturbating all over Boz's portrait. Morrissey knows that you like him...his wallet $ay$ so dipshit McGillicutty.