I am a closet homosexual

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Re: I think he's a f*cking RIOT!

I do too. He's the coolest dude on this board.
 
Re: I think he's a f*cking RIOT!

You;re right,I am. But thanks for letting me know the obvious.
 
Re: Me too! You, me and your dad should have a threesome.

No,I leave the men with men thing to others who are into that sort of thing. im strictly a guy who bangs alot of moms,i cant help it. but thanks for your offer.
 
Re: I think he's a f*cking RIOT!

> You;re right,I am. But thanks for letting me know the obvious.

You totally ROCK! Since you are my ultimate roll model, what besides eating lots of Yoshinoya, raping Mindy's mom and telling off ass clowns, can I do to be more like you? And what is your recipe for yoshinoya? A serenade to you: You hoo hoo, I wanna be like you hoo hoo hoo...I wanna talk like you, walk like you, blah blah blah.
 
Re: calm down and pay attention to your spelling:M.A.S.T.U.R.B.A.T.E.R.
 
Re: I think he's a f*cking RIOT!

I do rock,you're right. But my recipe for success is simple: get as much pussy and yoshinoya as you possibly can. hang out with mozzer,offer him a delicious bowl of wonder soup,whack people over the f***in heads with a nice steel chair,continue to receive rimjobs from mindy,pillow,and a host of other women,make a million dollars by the time Im 40,which Im about a 3rd of the way there now,Become the biggest and most successful PIMP of the nation to date, and most importantly:be a f***ing asshole to just about everyone but a select few,including yourself. Follow these easy to acheive steps and you too will be like me. who could balem you for wanting to be like me??? no one.
 
Re: calm down and pay attention to your spelling:I.D.I.O.T.

Kiss your mother with that mouth,are you mental???
 
Re: I think he's a f*cking RIOT!

> I do rock,you're right. But my recipe for success is simple: get as much
> pussy and yoshinoya as you possibly can. hang out with mozzer,offer him a
> delicious bowl of wonder soup,whack people over the f***in heads with a
> nice steel chair,continue to receive rimjobs from mindy,pillow,and a host
> of other women,make a million dollars by the time Im 40,which Im about a
> 3rd of the way there now,Become the biggest and most successful PIMP of
> the nation to date, and most importantly:be a f***ing asshole to just
> about everyone but a select few,including yourself. Follow these easy to
> acheive steps and you too will be like me. who could balem you for wanting
> to be like me??? no one.

Awesome! I'll get working on it. For starters, can I get Moz's phone number from you, or can you at least include me on you next outing?

You should make a video about your steps to success and sell it, then you will reach your million dollar goal, f***face ass whore!......like that?
 
shed rather kiss me than hold hands with you,greasy palmed MASTURBATOR
 

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