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Silly Wabbit
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Until yesterday, I was a virgin. (Im a guy by the way)
Yesterday, at the local K-Mart I was having a quick hotdog, popcorn, and a coke at those gross quick-mart type stores inside K-Mart, WalMart, and places like it. I wanted to get a refill on my coke before I left. When I went to pay for it, this short, about 5'4' retarded man, about 24, served me my drink and winked at me through his rough, think, glasses. He was missing his 4 front teeth, but I could tell he was smiling.
Anyway, because Im a virgin, virtually anything excites me-even homo-erotic situations such as this one. I thought what better way to have my first sexual encounter than with a retard who, by virtue of being retarded, has no friends and can't tell anyone how good or bad I am.
So I motioned for him to come to the back of the store, behind all the polyester pants and christmas sweaters(yes I know its summer, why they are selling christmas sweaters at this time I do not know). Granted he was a little strange looking, but my erection bypassed the negatives (missing teeth, pit stained Big Bird t-shirt, protruding chest hair, explicit body oder, and a lop-sided face). I put his helmet on him, bent him over a short rack of pants, and banged away. I thrust so hard people could have heard me. Luckily no one could, due to the inherent loudness of a deptartment store and the continual announcements over the intercom. My last thrust, where I released my warm, moist, sticky man juice into his crusty asshole was so hard, it gave him a cut on his lop-sided sweaty forhead.
My question for you is, do you think I should have offered him a band-aid, since I had one in my pocket, instead of saying goodbye and walked away zipping up my jeans?
Thanks for the help in advance.
Yesterday, at the local K-Mart I was having a quick hotdog, popcorn, and a coke at those gross quick-mart type stores inside K-Mart, WalMart, and places like it. I wanted to get a refill on my coke before I left. When I went to pay for it, this short, about 5'4' retarded man, about 24, served me my drink and winked at me through his rough, think, glasses. He was missing his 4 front teeth, but I could tell he was smiling.
Anyway, because Im a virgin, virtually anything excites me-even homo-erotic situations such as this one. I thought what better way to have my first sexual encounter than with a retard who, by virtue of being retarded, has no friends and can't tell anyone how good or bad I am.
So I motioned for him to come to the back of the store, behind all the polyester pants and christmas sweaters(yes I know its summer, why they are selling christmas sweaters at this time I do not know). Granted he was a little strange looking, but my erection bypassed the negatives (missing teeth, pit stained Big Bird t-shirt, protruding chest hair, explicit body oder, and a lop-sided face). I put his helmet on him, bent him over a short rack of pants, and banged away. I thrust so hard people could have heard me. Luckily no one could, due to the inherent loudness of a deptartment store and the continual announcements over the intercom. My last thrust, where I released my warm, moist, sticky man juice into his crusty asshole was so hard, it gave him a cut on his lop-sided sweaty forhead.
My question for you is, do you think I should have offered him a band-aid, since I had one in my pocket, instead of saying goodbye and walked away zipping up my jeans?
Thanks for the help in advance.