I'm not a very good artist, but I tried to draw him...

[Ben A]

I don't really have much experience drawing, but I'm very proud of it. It's from the Live in Dallas DVD cover, of course. Hope you enjoy it.

 

[belly]

> I don't really have much experience drawing, but I'm very proud of it.
> It's from the Live in Dallas DVD cover, of course. Hope you enjoy it.

its amazing
like your wasteline
rip you

 

[Ben A]

....all right then!

 

[belly]

> ....all right then!

its spasmodic

 

[Ben A]

I do believe you're being quite the witty, sarcastic one. For this, I will now frown at the monitor and weep.

 

[belly]

> I do believe you're being quite the witty, sarcastic one. For this, I will
> now frown at the monitor and weep.

no, 100% honest

 

[Ben A]

Oh ok then. Well, thank you. You're too kind.

 

[lutewhine]

It looks like a cross between Dolph Lundgren and John Travolta

> I don't really have much experience drawing, but I'm very proud of it.
> It's from the Live in Dallas DVD cover, of course. Hope you enjoy it.

But hats off for having the balls to post it. I'd never post anything I'd drawn on here in a million years.

 

[Ben A]

heh

Dolph and Morrissey....hmmmm.....

 

[Andy E. I.]

Re: Well done for having a go.

You deleted it cos now it is a red X.

 

[beany]

Re: It looks like a cross between Dolph Lundgren and John Travolta

> But hats off for having the balls to post it. I'd never post anything I'd
> drawn on here in a million years.

no, you work at mcdonalds aLL DAY
and buy grinch memorabilllia
whos the case?

 

[lutewhine]

evening ian

> no, you work at mcdonalds aLL DAY
> and buy grinch memorabilllia
> whos the case?

Ah - Mozzerian. Couldn't help but wonder if some of this recent shit was your handiwork.

Will you be joining us in Manchester? It would be lovely to catch up and - say - glass you in the throat.

 

[belly]

Re: evening ian

> Ah - Mozzerian. Couldn't help but wonder if some of this recent shit was
> your handiwork.

> Will you be joining us in Manchester? It would be lovely to catch up and -
> say - glass you in the throat.

will be in the GOOD seats cos i is`a lotto winna
and u is an internet tosswipe
who has never worked and is
milking the system dry
and also the milkman
dont deny it
u luvs dem soft toys dont ya
GUV
stealing money 3 years back off everyone here
no more excuses honey pie xxxxxxx

 

[lutewhine]

once more with sense, fruitcake?

 

[belly]

Re: once more with sense, fruitcake?

ive missed you
i never had kids
well, except that night....
anyways up
i will be there that night
unlike SOME sad burger providers

 

[lutewhine]

Shucks

> ive missed you
> i never had kids
> well, except that night....
> anyways up
> i will be there that night
> unlike SOME sad burger providers

I see. You're going for that edgy, weird angle with a view to being a bit unsettling? Fantastic.

I'll be there in Manchester, don't you worry. I'll be there waving at you in your £27.50 seat from my £27.50 bit of floor.

Incidentally - inheritance AND Lotto win? It's a birthday every day with you isn't it. Oh, and how's the lovely Jane Winston? Are you taking those nice blue fun pills to keep her from making you say those naughty things?

 

[belly]

Re: Shucks

> I see. You're going for that edgy, weird angle with a view to being a bit
> unsettling? Fantastic.

> I'll be there in Manchester, don't you worry. I'll be there waving at you
> in your £27.50 seat from my £27.50 bit of floor.

you stand while i watch you approaching a heart attack
you are too old and camp to stand for 3 hours
i will sip young red indian jism while u try to revive ur teenager years

> Incidentally - inheritance AND Lotto win? It's a birthday every day with
> you isn't it. Oh, and how's the lovely Jane Winston? Are you taking those
> nice blue fun pills to keep her from making you say those naughty things?

just lotto, i av proved it often enuff

by de way, when r u allowed to do the mcflurrys unsupervised?

 

[lutewhine]

Alas no

> you stand while i watch you approaching a heart attack
> you are too old and camp to stand for 3 hours
> i will sip young red indian jism while u try to revive ur teenager years

Sorry to disappoint - I'm still some way south of 30.

> by de way, when r u allowed to do the mcflurrys unsupervised?

I'd love to continue the timeless sketch that is "me as McDonalds employee", but since I don't know what a mcflurry is, I'm afraid I'll have to resist.

Loved the "stealing money 3 years back off everyone here no more excuses" bit in your earlier post. Can't help wondering if you have any sense of irony at all. Did the Importance Of Being Moz production company get in touch with you in the end about you flogging all those shady DVDs?

 

[Pillow -cruel intentions]

oh my god what a vulgar picture

I mean,fair enough,for trying and all...But your little effort looks more like that shit comedian 'Terry Christian'

Your sketch...

I want to brand it on your face with a cattle iron.

that'll learn ya.

 

[belly]

Re: Alas no

> Sorry to disappoint - I'm still some way south of 30.

yeah right, your 66 yr old saggy twat mum says that

> I'd love to continue the timeless sketch that is "me as McDonalds
> employee", but since I don't know what a mcflurry is, I'm afraid I'll
> have to resist.

you passed 5000 people a cup of cold congealed cream and then deny it, shame

> Loved the "stealing money 3 years back off everyone here no more
> excuses" bit in your earlier post. Can't help wondering if you have
> any sense of irony at all. Did the Importance Of Being Moz production
> company get in touch with you in the end about you flogging all those
> shady DVDs?

your grassing only made me around 2 grand
i cud av made 4
pesky meddlin mcdonalds workers, bah!