Little Miss Curious and Mimi: I taped their insipid conversation

[Greasetea Season3]

LMC: Oh pants, It's so hot here but it's cold here too and it's hot sometimes.

Mimi: Did you know Boz and I drank beer and then had a puking contest?

LMC: Oh pants, I think the new Kraftwerk skateboard is ace but it is still too cold to skate.

Mimi: Did you know that I was walking down the street and I ate a jellybean the size of a peanut?

LMC: Oh pants, my cat smells so bad, maybe because it's so hot!

Mimi: You should really wash your pussy and cleanse it with washing detergent.

LMC: what? What are you on about???

Mimi: Did you know that I once farted and Boz said he could dance to the sound of it.

...Somebody get these two a jar of petroleum jelly, a thick cucumber and a box of chocolates promptly!!! Until then I remain, the secret eye, the private fly and all purpose masturbating peeping tommy joy Greasetea the Fifth.

 

[Mimi]

> LMC: Oh pants, It's so hot here but it's cold here too and it's
> hot sometimes.

> Mimi: Did you know Boz and I drank beer and then had a puking
> contest?

> LMC: Oh pants, I think the new Kraftwerk skateboard is ace but
> it is still too cold to skate.

> Mimi: Did you know that I was walking down the street and I ate
> a jellybean the size of a peanut?

> LMC: Oh pants, my cat smells so bad, maybe because it's so hot!

> Mimi: You should really wash your pussy and cleanse it with
> washing detergent.

> LMC: what? What are you on about???

> Mimi: Did you know that I once farted and Boz said he could
> dance to the sound of it.

> ...Somebody get these two a jar of petroleum jelly, a thick
> cucumber and a box of chocolates promptly!!! Until then I
> remain, the secret eye, the private fly and all purpose
> masturbating peeping tommy joy Greasetea the Fifth.

You need a new hobby...... ever considered sleep?? What you're doing up at this time of the night again?? Excuse me I must go to work.

 

[Little Miss Curious]

> You need a new hobby...... ever considered sleep?? What you're
> doing up at this time of the night again?? Excuse me I must go
> to work.

We must work together to fight this evil creature, Mimster.

PS - Have you been on Slipups.com, slagging people off? I thought I saw your name.

LMC x

 

[Mimi]

> We must work together to fight this evil creature, Mimster.

> PS - Have you been on Slipups.com, slagging people off? I
> thought I saw your name.

> LMC x

I haven't, honest.... This site gives me plenty of opportunity to slag people of already. It must be my evil twin.