Morrisey and El Vez???

[eric]

I heard a rumor form "el rey" himself that Morrisey wants him to join him on his next tour. Is this true? I would love to see this come together. If anyone has any info, please contact me. Morrisey, please set a date in New Orleans for your next tour. You and El Vez are superstars here.

 

[weird creature]

What is so special about El Vez? What makes him less pathetic than any other Elvis impersonator?