This thread reminds me. Five or six years ago I bought my kids to one of those farms where you can pat the animals. Anyway, there was this piglet that was trying to shag his sister and failing miserably. He was dead small so couldn't have been very old. Then he started spunking on her and it must have gone on for a couple of minutes. The funniest bit was this little girl, who must have been about five and had escaped the attention of her parents, was stood watching it all with a sideways wtf face on lol. I can't see a pair of pigs bollocks without that horror flashback.