Theo, Nick, Irene and Cod...Im here to help

[the philosopher]

Theo, Nick, dont waste energy on someone whos gonna pull you down only because in real life they are just doormats...really now, if ever there was a case of beating a dead your horse, boys, you are caught hand in club

Cod, stop it now you are embarrasing me, Irene is not gonna bang you either just like betty boo wouldnt despite all the stolen poetry you spout
straighten up son, stop drinking...be a man for once, try and actually GO on a date, instead of dreaming about it...get up some courage and ask somebody out, it could not hurt.

Irene, you wouldnt be so angry if you just bought yourself a nice vibrator, maybe even a circumsized one...dont hate the players, hate the game love

philo out!!!!

 

[Nick]

Quite possibly the best and most relevant post on Moz-Solo ever.

 

[Codreanu]

> Cod, stop it now you are embarrasing me, Irene is not gonna bang you
> either just like betty boo wouldnt despite all the stolen poetry you spout
> straighten up son, stop drinking...be a man for once, try and actually GO
> on a date, instead of dreaming about it...get up some courage and ask
> somebody out, it could not hurt.

How kind of you to offer unsolicited advice, and entirely at my own expense. What crass reduction, unbecoming a "philosopher", to presume carnal motivation, to transmogrify a simple compliment into erotic overture. You have every right to be embarrassed. Yes, I am an ineffectual dreamer; yes, Betty Boo cares not for my romantic effusions -- I understand. You, however, know nothing of my life. And how dare you insinuate that my poetry is in any wise "stolen" -- in citing others' work, I take care to make attribution or set the phrase in quotes; excepting only the passages that would be known intimately by the addressee, as, say, a Moz lyric, thereby avoiding a certain "taint" of pedanticism. And that you assume otherwise only belies the essential uncharitability of your "advice".

P.s. your urging upon Irene a vibrator w/ "circumcision", however ribald the idea, was not without wit.. how about a "bang"? *rolls eyes*

But who asked you, anyway?
It's my life to wreck
My own way..

 

[Codreanu]

> P.s. your urging upon Irene a vibrator w/ "circumcision",
> however ribald the idea, was not without wit.. how about a
> "bang"? *rolls eyes*

N.B. the above is innocent of any lurid connotation in regard to Irene. I was merely paying a compliment (thereby, expressing designs).

 

[Seriously Flawed not right in the head]

> N.B. the above is innocent of any lurid connotation in regard to Irene. I
> was merely paying a compliment (thereby, expressing designs).

Oh Dr Phil the Philosopher, I read last weeks words of wisdom that read somethng like:

"Show me yours and I'll send an enlarged picture of mine"

I think you are in more need of counselling than those you preach to.

As for the vibrator, I haven't got one anymore.

I threw it out with the useless husband.

 

[Seriously Flawed not right in the head]

Socrates eat your heart out. Here comes Dr Phil the Philosopher

>Theo, Nick, Irene and Cod...Im here to help (views: 86)
the philosopher (dyn.optonline.net) -- Sunday, 7 August 2005, at 5:34 p.m.
Re: why is Morrissey grumpy?? (views: 175)
the philosopher (dyn.optonline.net) -- Thursday, 4 August 2005, at 5:30 p.m.
i want to bang u irene (views: 33)
the philosopher (dyn.optonline.net) -- Thursday, 4 August 2005, at 2:49 p.m.
why is Morrissey grumpy?? (views: 398)
the philosopher (dyn.optonline.net) -- Thursday, 4 August 2005, at 2:42 p.m.
does anyone else sometimes shit their pants? (views: 1)
the philosopher (dyn.optonline.net) -- Tuesday, 19 July 2005, at 4:36 p.m.

 

[Seriously Flawed not right in the head]

He should have took it all back when he filled his pants with shit!

 

[Codreanu]

Re: Socrates eat your heart out. Here comes Dr Phil the Philosopher

> the philosopher (dyn.optonline.net) -- Sunday, 7 August 2005, at 5:34 p.m.
> Re: why is Morrissey grumpy?? (views: 175)
> the philosopher (dyn.optonline.net) -- Thursday, 4 August 2005, at 5:30
> p.m.
> i want to bang u irene (views: 33)
> the philosopher (dyn.optonline.net) -- Thursday, 4 August 2005, at 2:49
> p.m.
> why is Morrissey grumpy?? (views: 398)
> the philosopher (dyn.optonline.net) -- Thursday, 4 August 2005, at 2:42
> p.m.
> does anyone else sometimes shit their pants? (views: 1)
> the philosopher (dyn.optonline.net) -- Tuesday, 19 July 2005, at 4:36 p.m.

And to think, even Nick the wooer hails the philosopher's council. Who would think that fans of Morrissey could be such naive Freudians?

Or boast a portrait of Ulrich Boner?

http://www.morrissey-solo.com/discuss/index.cgi?noframes;read=276224

Most people keep their brains...

 

[Seriously Flawed not right in the head]

Re: Socrates eat your heart out. Here comes Dr Phil the Philosopher

> Most people keep their brains...

Where it makes most sense.
The only place worth storing anything, but not for too long!

Well, I think Nick is a very lapsed Jew if he follows the teachings of Philistine Philosophers.

He just hates to admit it.

 

[Nick]

Re: Socrates eat your heart out. Here comes Dr Phil the Philosopher

I am an extremely lapsed Jew. So lapsed that I'm Catholic!

> Well, I think Nick is a very lapsed Jew if he follows the teachings of
> Philistine Philosophers.

> He just hates to admit it.