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I stumbled across some deeply weird psychological questions. I think it would be really interesting to see how you guys would answer these questions. So I decided to put them up. Feel free to skip any you don't feel like answering. Have fun!

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I like discovering things that are hidden. True or False?

I'm a willing participant in most games. True or False?

A majority of the time, I can go right to sleep without thinking of disturbing things. True or False?

Going to a movie by yourself is:
- Fun
- Bleak
- Relaxing
- Strange

When voting I tend to:
- Vote along the party line
- Go for the candidate who thinks the way I do
- Cast my ballots at random
- Vote for the tallest candidate

When I go to the grocery store, I:
- Only buy what's on my list
- Fall prey to impulse shopping
- Wander aimlessly for hours
- Avoid acquaintances by ducking into aisles
- Count objects like soup cans and floor tiles

If a driver cuts me off on the highway, I tend to:
- Curse him to high heaven
- Wave at him
- Tailgate him until he gets the message
- Forgive him

On a scale from one to ten, one being the least and ten being the most, how important is good sex to a marriage's success?
- 1 to 2
- 3 to 4
- 5 to 6
- 7 to 8
- 9 to 10

I can change my mind about an important issue with:
- Little difficulty
- A lot of effort
- A fair amount of research and forethought

I never become agitated or restless when I go to art museums. True or False?

I don't like people trying to teach me things. True or False?

I am a creative person. True or False?

Does the term "buxom maid" appeal to you?
- Yes
- No
- I'd rather not say

I love the way that money smells.
- True
- False
- No opinion

If I could sneak into a movie without getting caught, I just might do it. True or False?

People can't stop their desires from controlling their lives.
- I agree
- I disagree
- No opinion

Sometimes, I think of things that are too disgusting to talk about. True or False?

I seem to be reliving the same events over and over again. True or False?

I prefer romance over raw sex:
- Always
- Never
- Sometimes

When I go swimming:
- I feel at peace
- I'm afraid of drowning
- I like to dive to the bottom
- I wear goggles so I can look at people's bodies underwater
- I never go swimming

Is beauty really only skin deep?
- Yes
- No
- I don't know

When I hear a baby crying, I want to:
- Hold it
- Nurse it
- Leave the house
- Not have kids
- Get help

I often fantasize about women and water.
- Yes
- No
- No opinion

The most important thing about a lover is:
- A sense of humor
- A great body and a beautiful face
- That they are good in bed
- Intelligence

Sometimes, wild horses chase deer and eat them.
- True
- False
- No opinion.

I loved my father more than my mother.
- True
- False
- No opinion

Sometimes, I'm amused by stories of criminals who get away with crimes and become famous. True or False?

Once in a while, I just burst into tears for no good reason.
- True
- False
- I'd prefer not to say

What do you like most about kitty cats?
- Soft and fluffy
- Purring
- Licking
- Nothing

How do you feel about going to the doctor?
- Like it
- Hate it
- Apprehensive

Why should children be spanked?
- So you can teach them a good lesson
- Because it's fun to hear them cry
- I was. Why shouldn't they be, too?
- I don't believe in spanking

What's more fun?
- Playing "house"
- Having a tea party
- Playing "doctor"
- Drinking daddy's liquor
- Making a mess

Sometimes, I wish I was a little kid again. True or False?

Hearing voices doesn't mean I'm crazy.
- True
- False
- No opinion

Can a man be passive and still be sexy?
- Yes
- No
- No opinion

Can a woman be passive and still be sexy?
- Yes
- No
- No opinion

Men who give oral sex are:
- Smart
- Generous
- Weak-minded
- Trying to get oral sex in return
- Romantic

My memories of Christmas are:
- Horrible
- Wonderful
- Neutral

Sometimes, when I wait for a long time in a line (queue), I want to lash out and hurt somebody.
- True
- False
- No opinion

What kind of relationship do most married couples have?
- Loving
- Tempestuous
- Painful
- Dull
- Peaceful
- Violent

There's nothing wrong with men dressing up in women's clothing.
- True
- False
- No opinion

What are the chances of being killed on a roller coaster?
- One in a million
- One in a billion
- Non-existent
- Pretty good

Some of the funnest times I've ever had have included knives.
- True
- False
- I'd rather not say

If you put a seashell up your ear, you can hear the ocean.
- True
- False
- No opinion

I am overcome by waves of nausea:
- Once in a while
- At least once a week
- Every day
- Only when I have stomach flu

Are you afraid of getting botulism?
- Yes
- No
- I don't know what "botulism" is

I hate everyone in my family.
- Yes
- No
- I'd rather not say

I would never step on a crack. True or False?

If somebody was threatening me, I would:
- Kill them
- Beat them up
- Reason with them
- Sue them
- Run away

When I was a child, I rebelled against the rigid structure imposed by coloring books.
- True
- False
- No opinion

I become outraged when my pen runs out of ink.
- True
- False
- No opinion

I would make love to a person even if they had a giant hand in place of their head.
- True
- False
- Only if they had a beautiful body
- No opinion

A woman's hands are more erotic than her breasts.
- True
- False
- No opinion

I am excellent at math.
- True
- False
- No opinion

Deep down, I know that I am wild.
- True
- False
- No opinion

Often, I am afraid of things that I know can't harm me. True or False?

I have never tried to hit an animal on purpose with my car. True or False?

I have never been afraid of something dead coming back to life and coming to get me. True or False?

At least once, I have kept a spider in a jar until it withered up and died.
- True
- False
- I'd rather not say

I have fantasized about hurting someone who gave me a dirty look. True or False?

Being alone is:
- Fun sometimes
- Horrible
- A necessary evil
- Depressing

When I'm in trouble, I think it's best just to:
- Keep my mouth shut
- Lash out
- Run
- Keep calm

Alternative medicine is:
- Fake
- Helpful in some cases
- Better than traditional medicine
- I don't know what it is

My family puts too much pressure on me to succeed.
- True
- False
- No opinion

I have never felt so dizzy that I thought I would faint.
- True
- False
- No opinion

Sometimes, I feel hostile toward people who lead "alternative" lifestyles.
- True
- False
- No opinion

Sometimes, doors should just be left closed.
- I disagree
- I agree
- Maybe
 
The thought of giving oral sex makes my stomach turn.

> I stumbled across some deeply weird psychological questions. I think it
> would be really interesting to see how you guys would answer these
> questions. So I decided to put them up. Feel free to skip any you don't
> feel like answering. Have fun!

> ***********************************************************
> I like discovering things that are hidden. True or False?

> I'm a willing participant in most games. True or False?

> A majority of the time, I can go right to sleep without thinking of
> disturbing things. True or False?

> Going to a movie by yourself is:
> - Fun
> - Bleak
> - Relaxing
> - Strange

> When voting I tend to:
> - Vote along the party line
> - Go for the candidate who thinks the way I do
> - Cast my ballots at random
> - Vote for the tallest candidate

> When I go to the grocery store, I:
> - Only buy what's on my list
> - Fall prey to impulse shopping
> - Wander aimlessly for hours
> - Avoid acquaintances by ducking into aisles
> - Count objects like soup cans and floor tiles

> If a driver cuts me off on the highway, I tend to:
> - Curse him to high heaven
> - Wave at him
> - Tailgate him until he gets the message
> - Forgive him

> On a scale from one to ten, one being the least and ten being the most,
> how important is good sex to a marriage's success?
> - 1 to 2
> - 3 to 4
> - 5 to 6
> - 7 to 8
> - 9 to 10

> I can change my mind about an important issue with:
> - Little difficulty
> - A lot of effort
> - A fair amount of research and forethought

> I never become agitated or restless when I go to art museums. True or
> False?

> I don't like people trying to teach me things. True or False?

> I am a creative person. True or False?

> Does the term "buxom maid" appeal to you?
> - Yes
> - No
> - I'd rather not say

> I love the way that money smells.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> If I could sneak into a movie without getting caught, I just might do it.
> True or False?

> People can't stop their desires from controlling their lives.
> - I agree
> - I disagree
> - No opinion

> Sometimes, I think of things that are too disgusting to talk about. True
> or False?

> I seem to be reliving the same events over and over again. True or False?

> I prefer romance over raw sex:
> - Always
> - Never
> - Sometimes

> When I go swimming:
> - I feel at peace
> - I'm afraid of drowning
> - I like to dive to the bottom
> - I wear goggles so I can look at people's bodies underwater
> - I never go swimming

> Is beauty really only skin deep?
> - Yes
> - No
> - I don't know

> When I hear a baby crying, I want to:
> - Hold it
> - Nurse it
> - Leave the house
> - Not have kids
> - Get help

> I often fantasize about women and water.
> - Yes
> - No
> - No opinion

> The most important thing about a lover is:
> - A sense of humor
> - A great body and a beautiful face
> - That they are good in bed
> - Intelligence

> Sometimes, wild horses chase deer and eat them.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion.

> I loved my father more than my mother.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> Sometimes, I'm amused by stories of criminals who get away with crimes and
> become famous. True or False?

> Once in a while, I just burst into tears for no good reason.
> - True
> - False
> - I'd prefer not to say

> What do you like most about kitty cats?
> - Soft and fluffy
> - Purring
> - Licking
> - Nothing

> How do you feel about going to the doctor?
> - Like it
> - Hate it
> - Apprehensive

> Why should children be spanked?
> - So you can teach them a good lesson
> - Because it's fun to hear them cry
> - I was. Why shouldn't they be, too?
> - I don't believe in spanking

> What's more fun?
> - Playing "house"
> - Having a tea party
> - Playing "doctor"
> - Drinking daddy's liquor
> - Making a mess

> Sometimes, I wish I was a little kid again. True or False?

> Hearing voices doesn't mean I'm crazy.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> Can a man be passive and still be sexy?
> - Yes
> - No
> - No opinion

> Can a woman be passive and still be sexy?
> - Yes
> - No
> - No opinion

> Men who give oral sex are:
> - Smart
> - Generous
> - Weak-minded
> - Trying to get oral sex in return
> - Romantic

> My memories of Christmas are:
> - Horrible
> - Wonderful
> - Neutral

> Sometimes, when I wait for a long time in a line (queue), I want to lash
> out and hurt somebody.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> What kind of relationship do most married couples have?
> - Loving
> - Tempestuous
> - Painful
> - Dull
> - Peaceful
> - Violent

> There's nothing wrong with men dressing up in women's clothing.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> What are the chances of being killed on a roller coaster?
> - One in a million
> - One in a billion
> - Non-existent
> - Pretty good

> Some of the funnest times I've ever had have included knives.
> - True
> - False
> - I'd rather not say

> If you put a seashell up your ear, you can hear the ocean.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> I am overcome by waves of nausea:
> - Once in a while
> - At least once a week
> - Every day
> - Only when I have stomach flu

> Are you afraid of getting botulism?
> - Yes
> - No
> - I don't know what "botulism" is

> I hate everyone in my family.
> - Yes
> - No
> - I'd rather not say

> I would never step on a crack. True or False?

> If somebody was threatening me, I would:
> - Kill them
> - Beat them up
> - Reason with them
> - Sue them
> - Run away

> When I was a child, I rebelled against the rigid structure imposed by
> coloring books.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> I become outraged when my pen runs out of ink.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> I would make love to a person even if they had a giant hand in place of
> their head.
> - True
> - False
> - Only if they had a beautiful body
> - No opinion

> A woman's hands are more erotic than her breasts.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> I am excellent at math.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> Deep down, I know that I am wild.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> Often, I am afraid of things that I know can't harm me. True or False?

> I have never tried to hit an animal on purpose with my car. True or False?

> I have never been afraid of something dead coming back to life and coming
> to get me. True or False?

> At least once, I have kept a spider in a jar until it withered up and
> died.
> - True
> - False
> - I'd rather not say

> I have fantasized about hurting someone who gave me a dirty look. True or
> False?

> Being alone is:
> - Fun sometimes
> - Horrible
> - A necessary evil
> - Depressing

> When I'm in trouble, I think it's best just to:
> - Keep my mouth shut
> - Lash out
> - Run
> - Keep calm

> Alternative medicine is:
> - Fake
> - Helpful in some cases
> - Better than traditional medicine
> - I don't know what it is

> My family puts too much pressure on me to succeed.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> I have never felt so dizzy that I thought I would faint.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> Sometimes, I feel hostile toward people who lead "alternative"
> lifestyles.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> Sometimes, doors should just be left closed.
> - I disagree
> - I agree
> - Maybe
 
> I stumbled across some deeply weird psychological questions. I think it
> would be really interesting to see how you guys would answer these
> questions. So I decided to put them up. Feel free to skip any you don't
> feel like answering. Have fun!

> ***********************************************************
> I like discovering things that are hidden. True or False? True

> I'm a willing participant in most games. True or False? False

> A majority of the time, I can go right to sleep without thinking of
> disturbing things. True or False? False

> Going to a movie by yourself is: Strange
> - Fun
> - Bleak
> - Relaxing
> - Strange

> When voting I tend to: Go for the candidate who thinks the way I do
> - Vote along the party line
> - Go for the candidate who thinks the way I do
> - Cast my ballots at random
> - Vote for the tallest candidate

> When I go to the grocery store, I: Avoid acquaintances by ducking into aisles
> - Only buy what's on my list
> - Fall prey to impulse shopping
> - Wander aimlessly for hours
> - Avoid acquaintances by ducking into aisles
> - Count objects like soup cans and floor tiles

> If a driver cuts me off on the highway, I tend to:
> - Curse him to high heaven
> - Wave at him
> - Tailgate him until he gets the message
> - Forgive him

> On a scale from one to ten, one being the least and ten being the most,
> how important is good sex to a marriage's success? 3 to 4
> - 1 to 2
> - 3 to 4
> - 5 to 6
> - 7 to 8
> - 9 to 10

> I can change my mind about an important issue with: Little difficulty
> - Little difficulty
> - A lot of effort
> - A fair amount of research and forethought

> I never become agitated or restless when I go to art museums. True or
> False? False

> I don't like people trying to teach me things. True or False? True

> I am a creative person. True or False? True

> Does the term "buxom maid" appeal to you? No
> - Yes
> - No
> - I'd rather not say

> I love the way that money smells. No opinion
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> If I could sneak into a movie without getting caught, I just might do it.
> True or False? False

> People can't stop their desires from controlling their lives. I disagree
> - I agree
> - I disagree
> - No opinion

> Sometimes, I think of things that are too disgusting to talk about. True
> or False? True

> I seem to be reliving the same events over and over again. True or False? False

> I prefer romance over raw sex: Sometimes
> - Always
> - Never
> - Sometimes

> When I go swimming: I feel at peace
> - I feel at peace
> - I'm afraid of drowning
> - I like to dive to the bottom
> - I wear goggles so I can look at people's bodies underwater
> - I never go swimming

> Is beauty really only skin deep? Yes
> - Yes
> - No
> - I don't know

> When I hear a baby crying, I want to: Leave the house
> - Hold it
> - Nurse it
> - Leave the house
> - Not have kids
> - Get help

> I often fantasize about women and water. No
> - Yes
> - No
> - No opinion

> The most important thing about a lover is: Intelligence + A sense of humor
> - A sense of humor
> - A great body and a beautiful face
> - That they are good in bed
> - Intelligence

> Sometimes, wild horses chase deer and eat them. No opinion.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion.

> I loved my father more than my mother. False
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> Sometimes, I'm amused by stories of criminals who get away with crimes and
> become famous. True or False? True

> Once in a while, I just burst into tears for no good reason. False
> - True
> - False
> - I'd prefer not to say

> What do you like most about kitty cats? - Purring
> - Soft and fluffy
> - Purring
> - Licking
> - Nothing

> How do you feel about going to the doctor? Hate it
> - Like it
> - Hate it
> - Apprehensive

> Why should children be spanked? So you can teach them a good lesson
> - So you can teach them a good lesson
> - Because it's fun to hear them cry
> - I was. Why shouldn't they be, too?
> - I don't believe in spanking

> What's more fun? Drinking daddy's liquor
> - Playing "house"
> - Having a tea party
> - Playing "doctor"
> - Drinking daddy's liquor
> - Making a mess

> Sometimes, I wish I was a little kid again. True or False? True

> Hearing voices doesn't mean I'm crazy. - True
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> Can a man be passive and still be sexy? No opinion

> - Yes
> - No
> - No opinion

> Can a woman be passive and still be sexy? No opinion
> - Yes
> - No
> - No opinion

> Men who give oral sex are: Smart
> - Smart
> - Generous
> - Weak-minded
> - Trying to get oral sex in return
> - Romantic

> My memories of Christmas are: Horrible
> - Horrible
> - Wonderful
> - Neutral

> Sometimes, when I wait for a long time in a line (queue), I want to lash
> out and hurt somebody. True
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> What kind of relationship do most married couples have? Dull
> - Loving
> - Tempestuous
> - Painful
> - Dull
> - Peaceful
> - Violent

> There's nothing wrong with men dressing up in women's clothing. True
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> What are the chances of being killed on a roller coaster? One in a million
> - One in a million
> - One in a billion
> - Non-existent
> - Pretty good

> Some of the funnest times I've ever had have included knives. One in a million
> - True
> - False
> - I'd rather not say

> If you put a seashell up your ear, you can hear the ocean. False
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> I am overcome by waves of nausea: Once in a while
> - Once in a while
> - At least once a week
> - Every day
> - Only when I have stomach flu

> Are you afraid of getting botulism? I don't know what "botulism" is
> - Yes
> - No
> -

> I hate everyone in my family. No
> - Yes
> - No
> - I'd rather not say

> I would never step on a crack. True or False? . True

> If somebody was threatening me, I would: Beat them up
> - Kill them
> - Beat them up
> - Reason with them
> - Sue them
> - Run away

> When I was a child, I rebelled against the rigid structure imposed by
> coloring books. True
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> I become outraged when my pen runs out of ink. False
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> I would make love to a person even if they had a giant hand in place of
> their head. False
> - True
> - False
> - Only if they had a beautiful body
> - No opinion

> A woman's hands are more erotic than her breasts. - True
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> I am excellent at math. - False
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> Deep down, I know that I am wild. - True
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> Often, I am afraid of things that I know can't harm me. True or False? True

> I have never tried to hit an animal on purpose with my car. True or False? True

> I have never been afraid of something dead coming back to life and coming
> to get me. True or False? False

> At least once, I have kept a spider in a jar until it withered up and
> died. - False
> - True
> - False
> - I'd rather not say

> I have fantasized about hurting someone who gave me a dirty look. True or
> False? True

> Being alone is: Fun sometimes
> - Fun sometimes
> - Horrible
> - A necessary evil
> - Depressing

> When I'm in trouble, I think it's best just to: Lash out
> - Keep my mouth shut
> - Lash out
> - Run
> - Keep calm

> Alternative medicine is: - Helpful in some cases

> - Fake > - Better than traditional medicine
> - I don't know what it is

> My family puts too much pressure on me to succeed. False
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> I have never felt so dizzy that I thought I would faint. False
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> Sometimes, I feel hostile toward people who lead "alternative"
> lifestyles. True
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

> Sometimes, doors should just be left closed. I agree
> - I disagree
> - I agree
> - Maybe

Well that took a while, but it was fun.
 
I don't think it is particularly "telling", but here's mine. Notes about killing an animal with my car and a spider in a jar: It was a pigeon that was badly injured and flopping around in the street. I tried to hit it with my car to kill it. I was ill for several days after, though I don't think I hit it anyway. The spider was with a killing jar in HS biology, and it too made me ill (which is why I remember it 15 years later).

I like discovering things that are hidden. True

> I'm a willing participant in most games. True

> A majority of the time, I can go right to sleep without thinking of
> disturbing things. False

> Going to a movie by yourself is:
> - Strange

> When voting I tend to:
> - Go for the candidate who thinks the way I do

> When I go to the grocery store, I:
> - Fall prey to impulse shopping

> If a driver cuts me off on the highway, I tend to:
> - Forgive him

> On a scale from one to ten, one being the least and ten being the most,
> how important is good sex to a marriage's success?
> - 5 to 6

> I can change my mind about an important issue with:
> - A fair amount of research and forethought

> I never become agitated or restless when I go to art museums. True

> I don't like people trying to teach me things. False

> I am a creative person. True

> Does the term "buxom maid" appeal to you?
> - Yes

> I love the way that money smells.
> - True

> If I could sneak into a movie without getting caught, I just might do it.
False

> People can't stop their desires from controlling their lives.
> - I disagree

> Sometimes, I think of things that are too disgusting to talk about.
True

> I seem to be reliving the same events over and over again.
False

> I prefer romance over raw sex:
> - Sometimes

> When I go swimming:
> - I feel at peace

> Is beauty really only skin deep?
> - No

> When I hear a baby crying, I want to:
> - Not have kids

> I often fantasize about women and water.
> - No

> The most important thing about a lover is:
> - Intelligence

> Sometimes, wild horses chase deer and eat them.
> - True. Sorry, what was the question?

> I loved my father more than my mother.
> - False

> Sometimes, I'm amused by stories of criminals who get away with crimes and
> become famous. True

> Once in a while, I just burst into tears for no good reason.
> - True

> What do you like most about kitty cats?
> - Soft and fluffy

> How do you feel about going to the doctor?
> - Apprehensive

> Why should children be spanked?
> - I don't believe in spanking

> What's more fun?
> - Drinking daddy's liquor

> Sometimes, I wish I was a little kid again.
False

> Hearing voices doesn't mean I'm crazy.
> - No opinion

> Can a man be passive and still be sexy?
> - No opinion

> Can a woman be passive and still be sexy?
> - No opinion

> Men who give oral sex are:
no opinion

> My memories of Christmas are:
> - Wonderful

> Sometimes, when I wait for a long time in a line (queue), I want to lash
> out and hurt somebody.
> - False

> What kind of relationship do most married couples have?
> - Loving

> There's nothing wrong with men dressing up in women's clothing.
> -No Opinion

> What are the chances of being killed on a roller coaster?
> - One in a million

> Some of the funnest times I've ever had have included knives.
> - False

> If you put a seashell up your ear, you can hear the ocean.
> - True

> I am overcome by waves of nausea:
> - Only when I have stomach flu

> Are you afraid of getting botulism?
> - No

> I hate everyone in my family.
> - No

> I would never step on a crack. False

> If somebody was threatening me, I would:
> - Reason with them

> When I was a child, I rebelled against the rigid structure imposed by
> coloring books.
> - No opinion

> I become outraged when my pen runs out of ink.
> - False

> I would make love to a person even if they had a giant hand in place of
> their head.
> - False

> A woman's hands are more erotic than her breasts.
> - False

> I am excellent at math.
> - False

> Deep down, I know that I am wild.
> - True

> Often, I am afraid of things that I know can't harm me. False

> I have never tried to hit an animal on purpose with my car. False

> I have never been afraid of something dead coming back to life and coming
> to get me. False

> At least once, I have kept a spider in a jar until it withered up and
> died.
> - True

> I have fantasized about hurting someone who gave me a dirty look. True

> Being alone is:
> - Fun sometimes

> When I'm in trouble, I think it's best just to:
> - Keep calm

> Alternative medicine is:
> - Fake

> My family puts too much pressure on me to succeed.
> - False

> I have never felt so dizzy that I thought I would faint.
> - False

> Sometimes, I feel hostile toward people who lead "alternative"
> lifestyles.
> - False

> Sometimes, doors should just be left closed.
> - Maybe
 
> ***********************************************************
> I like discovering things that are hidden.
-True

> I'm a willing participant in most games.
-True

> A majority of the time, I can go right to sleep without thinking of
> disturbing things.
-False

> Going to a movie by yourself is:
> - Strange

> When voting I tend to:
> - Go for the candidate who thinks the way I do

> When I go to the grocery store, I:
> - Only buy what's on my list

> If a driver cuts me off on the highway, I tend to:
> - Curse him to high heaven

> On a scale from one to ten, one being the least and ten being the most,
> how important is good sex to a marriage's success?
> - 9 to 10

> I can change my mind about an important issue with:
> - A fair amount of research and forethought

> I never become agitated or restless when I go to art museums.
-True

> I don't like people trying to teach me things.
-False

> I am a creative person.
-True

> Does the term "buxom maid" appeal to you?
> - Yes

> I love the way that money smells.
> - False

> If I could sneak into a movie without getting caught, I just might do it.
> -True

> People can't stop their desires from controlling their lives.
> - I agree

> Sometimes, I think of things that are too disgusting to talk about.
- False

> I seem to be reliving the same events over and over again.
-False

> I prefer romance over raw sex:
> - Always

> When I go swimming:
> - I feel at peace

> Is beauty really only skin deep?
> - No

> When I hear a baby crying, I want to:
> - Hold it

> I often fantasize about women and water.
> - No

> The most important thing about a lover is:
> - A sense of humor
> - Intelligence

> Sometimes, wild horses chase deer and eat them.
> - No opinion.

> I loved my father more than my mother.
> - False

> Sometimes, I'm amused by stories of criminals who get away with crimes and
> become famous.
-True

> Once in a while, I just burst into tears for no good reason.
> - True

> What do you like most about kitty cats?
> - Purring

> How do you feel about going to the doctor?
> - Apprehensive

> Why should children be spanked?
> - So you can teach them a good lesson

> What's more fun?
> - Playing "doctor"
> - Drinking daddy's liquor

> Sometimes, I wish I was a little kid again.
-True (even though I still am at 24)

> Hearing voices doesn't mean I'm crazy.
> - False

> Can a man be passive and still be sexy?
> - No opinion

> Can a woman be passive and still be sexy?
> - No opinion

> Men who give oral sex are:
> - Trying to get oral sex in return

> My memories of Christmas are:
> - Neutral

> Sometimes, when I wait for a long time in a line (queue), I want to lash
> out and hurt somebody.
> - True

> What kind of relationship do most married couples have?
> - Loving

> There's nothing wrong with men dressing up in women's clothing.
> - No opinion

> What are the chances of being killed on a roller coaster?
> - One in a billion

> Some of the funnest times I've ever had have included knives.
> - True - at dinner

> If you put a seashell up your ear, you can hear the ocean.
> - False

> I am overcome by waves of nausea:
> - Once in a while

> Are you afraid of getting botulism?
> - No

> I hate everyone in my family.
> - No

> I would never step on a crack. False

> If somebody was threatening me, I would:
> - Reason with them

> When I was a child, I rebelled against the rigid structure imposed by
> coloring books.
> - False

> I become outraged when my pen runs out of ink.
> - False

> I would make love to a person even if they had a giant hand in place of
> their head.
> - No opinion

> A woman's hands are more erotic than her breasts.
> - False

> I am excellent at math.
> - True

> Deep down, I know that I am wild.
> - True

> Often, I am afraid of things that I know can't harm me. False

> I have never tried to hit an animal on purpose with my car. False!

> I have never been afraid of something dead coming back to life and coming
> to get me. True

> At least once, I have kept a spider in a jar until it withered up and
> died.
> - False

> I have fantasized about hurting someone who gave me a dirty look.
-False

> Being alone is:
> - Fun sometimes

> When I'm in trouble, I think it's best just to:
> - Keep calm

> Alternative medicine is:
> - Helpful in some cases

> My family puts too much pressure on me to succeed.
> - False

> I have never felt so dizzy that I thought I would faint.
> - True

> Sometimes, I feel hostile toward people who lead "alternative"
> lifestyles.
> - False

> Sometimes, doors should just be left closed.
> - I agree
 
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> I like discovering things that are hidden. True

> I'm a willing participant in most games. True

> A majority of the time, I can go right to sleep without thinking of
> disturbing things. True

> Going to a movie by yourself is:
> - Strange

> When voting I tend to:
> - Vote along the party line

> When I go to the grocery store, I:
- Fall prey to impulse shopping

> If a driver cuts me off on the highway, I tend to:
> - Curse him to high heaven

> On a scale from one to ten, one being the least and ten being the most,
> how important is good sex to a marriage's success?
> - 7 to 8

> I can change my mind about an important issue with:
> - A fair amount of research and forethought

> I never become agitated or restless when I go to art museums.
> False

> I don't like people trying to teach me things. True

> I am a creative person. False?

> Does the term "buxom maid" appeal to you?
> - No

> I love the way that money smells.
> - False

> If I could sneak into a movie without getting caught, I just might do it.
> True

> People can't stop their desires from controlling their lives.
> - I agree

> Sometimes, I think of things that are too disgusting to talk about. True

> I seem to be reliving the same events over and over again. True

> I prefer romance over raw sex:
> - Sometimes

> When I go swimming:
> - I never go swimming

> Is beauty really only skin deep?
> - Yes

> When I hear a baby crying, I want to:
> - Not have kids

> I often fantasize about women and water.
> - No

> The most important thing about a lover is:
> - A sense of humor

> Sometimes, wild horses chase deer and eat them.
> - No opinion.

> I loved my father more than my mother.
> - False

> Sometimes, I'm amused by stories of criminals who get away with crimes and
> become famous. True

> Once in a while, I just burst into tears for no good reason.
> - False

> What do you like most about kitty cats?
> - Soft and fluffy

> How do you feel about going to the doctor?
> - Like it

> Why should children be spanked?
> - So you can teach them a good lesson

> What's more fun?
> - Drinking daddy's liquor

> Sometimes, I wish I was a little kid again. True

> Hearing voices doesn't mean I'm crazy.
> - No opinion

> Can a man be passive and still be sexy?
> - No

> Can a woman be passive and still be sexy?
> - Yes

> Men who give oral sex are:
> - Generous

> My memories of Christmas are:
> - Neutral

> Sometimes, when I wait for a long time in a line (queue), I want to lash
> out and hurt somebody.
> - True

> What kind of relationship do most married couples have?
> - Dull

> There's nothing wrong with men dressing up in women's clothing.
> - No opinion

> What are the chances of being killed on a roller coaster?
> - One in a million

> Some of the funnest times I've ever had have included knives.
> - False

> If you put a seashell up your ear, you can hear the ocean.
> - True

> I am overcome by waves of nausea:
> - Only when I have stomach flu

> Are you afraid of getting botulism?
> - No

> I hate everyone in my family.
> - No

> I would never step on a crack. False?

> If somebody was threatening me, I would:
> - Beat them up

> When I was a child, I rebelled against the rigid structure imposed by
> coloring books.
> - No opinion

> I become outraged when my pen runs out of ink.
> - False

> I would make love to a person even if they had a giant hand in place of
> their head.
> - False

> A woman's hands are more erotic than her breasts.
> - No opinion

> I am excellent at math.
> - False

> Deep down, I know that I am wild.
> - True

> Often, I am afraid of things that I know can't harm me. True

> I have never tried to hit an animal on purpose with my car. True

> I have never been afraid of something dead coming back to life and coming
> to get me. False

> At least once, I have kept a spider in a jar until it withered up and
> died.
> - False

> I have fantasized about hurting someone who gave me a dirty look. True

> Being alone is:
> - Fun sometimes

> When I'm in trouble, I think it's best just to:
> - Keep my mouth shut

> Alternative medicine is:
> - Helpful in some cases

> My family puts too much pressure on me to succeed.
> - False

> I have never felt so dizzy that I thought I would faint.
> - False

> Sometimes, I feel hostile toward people who lead "alternative"
> lifestyles.
> - False

> Sometimes, doors should just be left closed.
> - I agree
 
OMG I think I'm going to be sick.

Abrahan,
The thought of good sex and you makes my stomach turn.

Disgusted in Diamond Bar
 
This was suppose to have asked where can we find out what we are like? Is there an analysis index?
 
> I like discovering things that are hidden. True or False?

that depends

> I'm a willing participant in most games. True or False?

false! i avoid playing all games as much i can.

> A majority of the time, I can go right to sleep without thinking of
> disturbing things. True or False?

false. that's usually the nice time of the day that i get to replay this week's mistakes

> Going to a movie by yourself is:
> - Fun

yes, its fun. it feels like i'm sneaking away from everyone.

> - Bleak
> - Relaxing
> - Strange

> When voting I tend to:
> - Vote along the party line
> - Go for the candidate who thinks the way I do

mostly, but i have an aversion to republicans.

> - Cast my ballots at random
> - Vote for the tallest candidate

> When I go to the grocery store, I:
> - Only buy what's on my list
> - Fall prey to impulse shopping

i can't stay away from the candy aisle!

> - Wander aimlessly for hours

i do that sometimes as well.

> - Avoid acquaintances by ducking into aisles

i've done that plenty of times.

> - Count objects like soup cans and floor tiles

> If a driver cuts me off on the highway, I tend to:
> - Curse him to high heaven
> - Wave at him
> - Tailgate him until he gets the message
> - Forgive him

can i roll my eyes at him?

> On a scale from one to ten, one being the least and ten being the most,
> how important is good sex to a marriage's success?
> - 1 to 2
> - 3 to 4
> - 5 to 6
> - 7 to 8
> - 9 to 10

i wouldn't know.

> I can change my mind about an important issue with:

> - A fair amount of research and forethought

but sometimes, i'm like one of those people who get sucked into a cult because i'm so changeable.

> I never become agitated or restless when I go to art museums. True or
> False?

false

> I don't like people trying to teach me things. True or False?

very true. just give it to me and go away. i'll ask questions if something goes wrong.

> I am a creative person. True or False?

maybe at one time. not so much anymore.

> Does the term "buxom maid" appeal to you?
> - Yes
> - No

no.

> - I'd rather not say

> I love the way that money smells.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

some of the dollar bills my aunt used to give me smelled good because they smelled like perfume, but otherwise, i really don't think so.

> If I could sneak into a movie without getting caught, I just might do it.
> True or False?

false. i'm an honest person.

> People can't stop their desires from controlling their lives.
> - I agree
> - I disagree
> - No opinion

this is true. i know one too many who have been sucked down into that black hole.

> Sometimes, I think of things that are too disgusting to talk about. True
> or False?

technically, they are too disgusting, but i don't mind.

> I seem to be reliving the same events over and over again. True or False?

every damn day...

> I prefer romance over raw sex:
> - Always
> - Never
> - Sometimes

i don't know

> When I go swimming:
> - I feel at peace
> - I'm afraid of drowning
> - I like to dive to the bottom

a little bit of each.

> Is beauty really only skin deep?
> - Yes
> - No
> - I don't know

sometimes it is.

> When I hear a baby crying, I want to:

> - Leave the house
> - Not have kids

pretty much sums up my maternal instincts i suppose

> I often fantasize about women and water.
> - Yes
> - No
> - No opinion

why would i want to do that?

> The most important thing about a lover is:
> - A sense of humor
> - A great body and a beautiful face
> - That they are good in bed
> - Intelligence

i really don't know

> Sometimes, wild horses chase deer and eat them.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion.

they aren't natural enemies

> I loved my father more than my mother.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

er...

> Sometimes, I'm amused by stories of criminals who get away with crimes and
> become famous. True or False?

the catch me if you can guy is about it.

> Once in a while, I just burst into tears for no good reason.
> - True

> What do you like most about kitty cats?

> - Purring

> How do you feel about going to the doctor?

> - Apprehensive

waiting for when they find something wrong...

> Why should children be spanked?
> - So you can teach them a good lesson
> - Because it's fun to hear them cry
> - I was. Why shouldn't they be, too?
> - I don't believe in spanking

i don't believe in it, but i don't have children so i don't know what i would do.

> What's more fun?
> - Playing "house"
> - Having a tea party
> - Playing "doctor"
> - Drinking daddy's liquor
> - Making a mess

tea parties are nice.

> Sometimes, I wish I was a little kid again. True or False?

a little kid somewhere else...

> Hearing voices doesn't mean I'm crazy.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

if there is a ghost in the room, its OK. otherwise, that's nutty.

> Can a man be passive and still be sexy?
> - Yes

passive men are fun

> Can a woman be passive and still be sexy?
> - Yes
> - No
> - No opinion

apparently not.

> Men who give oral sex are:

> - Trying to get oral sex in return

that's what i think of the generosity of most men, yes...

> My memories of Christmas are:
> - Horrible
> - Wonderful
> - Neutral

they were good up until 1992. now its about routine.

> Sometimes, when I wait for a long time in a line (queue), I want to lash
> out and hurt somebody.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

i just stand there

> What kind of relationship do most married couples have?
> - Dull

> There's nothing wrong with men dressing up in women's clothing.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

i don't mind, but i'd have a hard time dating him.

> What are the chances of being killed on a roller coaster?

> - Pretty good

good enough that i don't ride them

> Some of the funnest times I've ever had have included knives.
> - True
> - False
> - I'd rather not say

knives are icky.

> If you put a seashell up your ear, you can hear the ocean.

you hear a swish of air that sounds like the ocean

> I am overcome by waves of nausea:

> - At least once a week
i have a weak stomach

> Are you afraid of getting botulism?
> - Yes

sometimes.

> I hate everyone in my family.
> - Yes
> - No
> - I'd rather not say

its a mix

> I would never step on a crack. True or False?

i don't care. i'm too clumbsy so i'd trip on it anyway

> If somebody was threatening me, I would:
> - Run away

believe it or not, i'm a wimp

> When I was a child, I rebelled against the rigid structure imposed by
> coloring books.
> - True
i did once by coloring a lake green (because most lakes have a greenish color) and every smartie in my class told me that i was doing it wrong.

as far as staying in the lines, i couldn't help that because i have almost no small motor skills to speak of. i would have liked to if i could.

> I become outraged when my pen runs out of ink.
> - True

yep. i depend on my pen.

> I would make love to a person even if they had a giant hand in place of
> their head.

that's disturbing.

> A woman's hands are more erotic than her breasts.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

i hadn't compared...

> I am excellent at math.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

thank god for calculators

> Deep down, I know that I am wild.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

i'm the dullest and most by the rules person you could meet.

> Often, I am afraid of things that I know can't harm me. True or False?

yep.

> I have never tried to hit an animal on purpose with my car. True or False?

i love my animal friends

> I have never been afraid of something dead coming back to life and coming
> to get me. True or False?

false.

> At least once, I have kept a spider in a jar until it withered up and
> died.
> - True
> - False
> - I'd rather not say

i think i had for a class once.

but i accidentally kept a small frog under a plastic bucket once and forgot about it, but it was the same result.

> I have fantasized about hurting someone who gave me a dirty look. True or
> False?

usually i shrink in fear and run away, and THEN later on, i start wishing to kick their butt.

> Being alone is:

> - A necessary evil

if there is anything that life has taught me...

> When I'm in trouble, I think it's best just to:

> - Run

> Alternative medicine is:

> - Helpful in some cases

> My family puts too much pressure on me to succeed.

> - False

> I have never felt so dizzy that I thought I would faint.

> - False

twice, i think...

> Sometimes, I feel hostile toward people who lead "alternative"
> lifestyles.
> - True
> - False
> - No opinion

no, i don't care.

> Sometimes, doors should just be left closed.

> - I agree

unless i was invited in....
 
> This was suppose to have asked where can we find out what we are like? Is
> there an analysis index?

I honestly don't know. I found the questions and thought they were intriguing. I'm not sure what the different answers mean. I don't think I want to know what my answers would mean, to be honest...
 
> I like discovering things that are hidden. True

> I'm a willing participant in most games. False?

> A majority of the time, I can go right to sleep without thinking of
> disturbing things. False?

> Going to a movie by yourself is:
I never, ever go to the cinema, even when I have a girlfriend.

> When voting I tend to:
> - Vote along the party line (although I've only voted once)

> When I go to the grocery store, I:
> - Fall prey to impulse shopping

> If a driver cuts me off on the highway, I tend to:
> - Curse him to high heaven

> On a scale from one to ten, one being the least and ten being the most,
> how important is good sex to a marriage's success?

I don't know. I'm not married.

> I can change my mind about an important issue with:
> - A lot of effort

> I never become agitated or restless when I go to art museums.
> False?

> I don't like people trying to teach me things. False?

> I am a creative person. I don't think I am

> Does the term "buxom maid" appeal to you?
> - No

> I love the way that money smells.
> - No opinion

> If I could sneak into a movie without getting caught, I just might do it.
> True

> People can't stop their desires from controlling their lives.
> - I agree

> Sometimes, I think of things that are too disgusting to talk about. True

> I seem to be reliving the same events over and over again. True

> I prefer romance over raw sex:
> - Always

> When I go swimming:
> - I feel at peace

> Is beauty really only skin deep?
> - No, of course not!

> When I hear a baby crying, I want to:
> - Not have kids, ha ha

> I often fantasize about women and water.
> - No opinion

> The most important thing about a lover is:
> - A sense of humor
> - A great body and a beautiful face
> - That they are good in bed
> - Intelligence
all of the above.

> Sometimes, wild horses chase deer and eat them.
> - No opinion.

> I loved my father more than my mother.
> - No opinion

> Sometimes, I'm amused by stories of criminals who get away with crimes and
> become famous. True

> Once in a while, I just burst into tears for no good reason.
> - False

> What do you like most about kitty cats?
> - Soft and fluffy

> How do you feel about going to the doctor?
> - Apprehensive

> Why should children be spanked?
> - I don't believe in spanking

> What's more fun?
> - Making a mess

> Sometimes, I wish I was a little kid again. True

> Hearing voices doesn't mean I'm crazy.
> - No opinion

> Can a man be passive and still be sexy?
> - No opinion

> Can a woman be passive and still be sexy?
> - No opinion

> Men who give oral sex are:
> - Smart
> - Generous
> - Weak-minded
> - Trying to get oral sex in return
> - Romantic
I'm sure it differs for different people

> My memories of Christmas are:
> - Neutral

> Sometimes, when I wait for a long time in a line (queue), I want to lash
> out and hurt somebody.
> - No opinion

> What kind of relationship do most married couples have?
> - Loving
> - Tempestuous
> - Painful
> - Dull
> - Peaceful
> - Violent
all of the above?

> There's nothing wrong with men dressing up in women's clothing.
> - True

> What are the chances of being killed on a roller coaster?
> - One in a million billion

> Some of the funnest times I've ever had have included knives.
> - False

> If you put a seashell up your ear, you can hear the ocean.
> - True

> I am overcome by waves of nausea:
> - Once in a while

> Are you afraid of getting botulism?
> - I don't know what "botulism" is

> I hate everyone in my family.
> - No

> I would never step on a crack. True, the cracks in Cardiff are massive. I

> If somebody was threatening me, I would:
> - Beat them up
> - Reason with them
depends on the circumstances, if they hit me first I'd hit back

> When I was a child, I rebelled against the rigid structure imposed by
> coloring books.
> - False

> I become outraged when my pen runs out of ink.
> - False

> I would make love to a person even if they had a giant hand in place of
> their head.
> - False

> A woman's hands are more erotic than her breasts.
> - False

> I am excellent at math.
> - False

> Deep down, I know that I am wild.
> - False

> Often, I am afraid of things that I know can't harm me. True

> I have never tried to hit an animal on purpose with my car. False

> I have never been afraid of something dead coming back to life and coming
> to get me. True

> At least once, I have kept a spider in a jar until it withered up and
> died.
> - False

> I have fantasized about hurting someone who gave me a dirty look. True

> Being alone is:
> - Fun sometimes

> When I'm in trouble, I think it's best just to:
> - Keep my mouth shut

> Alternative medicine is:
> - I don't know

> My family puts too much pressure on me to succeed.
> - No opinion

> I have never felt so dizzy that I thought I would faint.
> - True

> Sometimes, I feel hostile toward people who lead "alternative"
> lifestyles.
> - False

> Sometimes, doors should just be left closed.
> - Maybe
 
I stumbled across some deeply weird psychological questions. I think it
would be really interesting to see how you guys would answer these
questions. So I decided to put them up. Feel free to skip any you don't
feel like answering. Have fun!

***********************************************************

I like discovering things that are hidden. True or False?

True

I'm a willing participant in most games. True or False?

True

A majority of the time, I can go right to sleep without thinking of
disturbing things. True or False?

True

Going to a movie by yourself is:

- Relaxing

When voting I tend to:

- Go for the candidate who thinks the way I do

When I go to the grocery store, I:

- Fall prey to impulse shopping

If a driver cuts me off on the highway, I tend to:

- Forgive him

On a scale from one to ten, one being the least and ten being the most,
how important is good sex to a marriage's success?

- 5 to 6

I can change my mind about an important issue with:

- A fair amount of research and forethought

I never become agitated or restless when I go to art museums.
True

I don't like people trying to teach me things.

If I think the "teacher" knows what he/she is talking about... then I like it!

I am a creative person. True

Does the term "buxom maid" appeal to you?
- Yes

I love the way that money smells.

- No opinion

If I could sneak into a movie without getting caught, I just might do it.
False?

People can't stop their desires from controlling their lives.

- I disagree

Sometimes, I think of things that are too disgusting to talk about. True

I seem to be reliving the same events over and over again. False

I prefer romance over raw sex:

- Sometimes

When I go swimming:
- I feel at peace

Is beauty really only skin deep?
- Yes... but that's a tricky question because REAL beauty has nothing to do with appearance!

When I hear a baby crying, I want to:
- Hold it

I often fantasize about women and water.
- Yes

The most important thing about a lover is:
- A sense of humor

Sometimes, wild horses chase deer and eat them.

- No opinion.

I loved my father more than my mother.

- False

Sometimes, I'm amused by stories of criminals who get away with crimes and
become famous. False

Once in a while, I just burst into tears for no good reason.

- False

What do you like most about kitty cats?

- Purring

How do you feel about going to the doctor?

- Apprehensive

Why should children be spanked?
- So you can teach them a good lesson

What's more fun?

- Playing "doctor"

Sometimes, I wish I was a little kid again. True

Hearing voices doesn't mean I'm crazy.

- No opinion

Can a man be passive and still be sexy?
- Yes

Can a woman be passive and still be sexy?
- Yes

Men who give oral sex are:

- Romantic

My memories of Christmas are:

- Wonderful

Sometimes, when I wait for a long time in a line (queue), I want to lash
out and hurt somebody.

- False

What kind of relationship do most married couples have?
- Loving
~or~
- Dull

There's nothing wrong with men dressing up in women's clothing.
- No opinion

What are the chances of being killed on a roller coaster?

- One in a billion

Some of the funnest times I've ever had have included knives.

- False

If you put a seashell up your ear, you can hear the ocean.
- True

I am overcome by waves of nausea:

- Only when I have stomach flu

Are you afraid of getting botulism?

- No

I hate everyone in my family.

- No

I would never step on a crack. False

If somebody was threatening me, I would:

- Reason with them

When I was a child, I rebelled against the rigid structure imposed by
coloring books.

- False

I become outraged when my pen runs out of ink.

- False

I would make love to a person even if they had a giant hand in place of
their head.

- No opinion

A woman's hands are more erotic than her breasts.

- False

I am excellent at math.
- True

Deep down, I know that I am wild.
- True

Often, I am afraid of things that I know can't harm me. True... (spiders)

I have never tried to hit an animal on purpose with my car. True

I have never been afraid of something dead coming back to life and coming
to get me. True

At least once, I have kept a spider in a jar until it withered up and
died.

- False... Although I wish I had...

I have fantasized about hurting someone who gave me a dirty look. True

Being alone is:
- Fun sometimes

When I'm in trouble, I think it's best just to:
- Keep calm

Alternative medicine is:

- Helpful in some cases

My family puts too much pressure on me to succeed.

- False

I have never felt so dizzy that I thought I would faint.

- False

Sometimes, I feel hostile toward people who lead "alternative"
lifestyles.

- False

Sometimes, doors should just be left closed.

- Maybe
 
> The thought of giving oral sex makes my stomach turn.

What?!?!?!?
I take it you are single, AK?
 
> What?!?!?!?
> I take it you are single, AK?

Naturally it goes with the territory.

Rubber Ring would never sound the same again if some lass got hold of me, and surely if any would be girlfriend caught me singing along to 'I Know Its Over', I'd be suffocated with the nearest pillow.
 
> What?!?!?!?
> I take it you are single, AK?

LOL! I was thinking the same thing.
 
Anyone who answered "yes" to this question, please feel free to e-mal me!

> Does the term "buxom maid" appeal to you?
> - Yes
> - No
> - I'd rather not say
 
> ***********************************************************
> I like discovering things that are hidden. True

> I'm a willing participant in most games. False

> A majority of the time, I can go right to sleep without thinking of
> disturbing things. True. But I usually can't get to sleep without masturbating. How pathetic is that?

> Going to a movie by yourself is:
> - Relaxing, if you can manage to sit at the right place in theater, with enough distance between you and everybody else, and the right candy, and a reclining seat that you can put your feet up on...and once all those conditions are right, no doubt you'll have to go to the bathroom and miss something crucial that will haunt you and ruin the whole movie for you. So what can you do? I'm proactive. I'm praying that someone will invent a disposeable catheter that you can insert yourself and market it for outings to the movie theater. Some bright, enterprising spark who would think of groovy things like designer fashion durable plastic urine bags that you can coordinate with your outfit, or urine bags coated with an agent that will make your piss glow fluorescent in the dark. There's been a derth of fluorescence since the 80's, hasn't there?

> When voting I tend to:
> - Go for the candidate who thinks the way I do. Since none of them do, I usually wind up with the most liberal f***er on the ballot.

> When I go to the grocery store, I:
> - Avoid acquaintances by ducking into aisles
Everyone I went to high school with shops at my A & P. I'm not kidding. I can't wait to shop at Ralph's or where ever the f*** in Los Angeles.

> If a driver cuts me off on the highway, I tend to:
> - Curse him to high heaven
> - Tailgate him until he gets the message

I have anger management issues, but usually only when I'm in command of a two ton vehicle.

> On a scale from one to ten, one being the least and ten being the most,
> how important is good sex to a marriage's success?
> - 7 to 8

How can you stay married to someone who doesn't get you off? It's as annoying as buying your dream car and having it stall out at every traffic light.

> I can change my mind about an important issue with:
> - A fair amount of research and forethought

> I never become agitated or restless when I go to art museums. Never been.

> I don't like people trying to teach me things. True.
I love to learn. But I hate authority figures or people who are condescending, so...

> I am a creative person. Um...

> Does the term "buxom maid" appeal to you?
> - Yes. It conjures images of being "serviced" by a breastfully blessed woman. How is that not appealing?

> I love the way that money smells.
> - True

> If I could sneak into a movie without getting caught, I just might do it.
False. I'd be too paranoid about getting caught to enjoy the movie.

> People can't stop their desires from controlling their lives.
> - No opinion

> Sometimes, I think of things that are too disgusting to talk about. True

Haha. Wouldn't you just like to know what...

> I seem to be reliving the same events over and over again. True. I keep waiting for Bill Murray to show up and hurl himself off my roof. I'm not kidding. It's like frickin' Groundhog Day here.

> I prefer romance over raw sex:

???
How can you develop a preference for what you've never had?

> When I go swimming:
> - I never go swimming. People pee in pools. I've watched them. You've seen them, too, admit it. You know those people who just stand in one place and pretend that they're thinking? Who gets into a pool to do some deep thinking? Nobody. Enough said.

> Is beauty really only skin deep?
> - I don't know. But sometimes the skin is as deep as you need to go.

> When I hear a baby crying, I want to:
> - Not have kids

> I often fantasize about women and water.
> - No. Which isn't to say that I don't like wet women...

> The most important thing about a lover is:
> - Intelligence

> Sometimes, wild horses chase deer and eat them.
Of course. Deer in aspic is a delicacy amongst free-range stallions in particular. Everyone knows this.

> I loved my father more than my mother.
f***, no.

> Sometimes, I'm amused by stories of criminals who get away with crimes and
> become famous. False. I hate anyone having more fun than me. Which is why I pretty much hate everybody.

> Once in a while, I just burst into tears for no good reason.
> - I'd prefer not to say

> What do you like most about kitty cats?
> - Purring

> How do you feel about going to the doctor?
> - Hate it

> Why should children be spanked?
> - I don't believe in spanking. I believe in tying a misbehaving child to a cluster of balloons and waving him or her off as he or she disappears into the clouds. Bye-bye, brat.

> What's more fun?
> - Playing "doctor"
"Turn your head and cough, my love, my dearest, the other half of my soul! No worries. We can cuddle after I'm assured of the health of your prostate."

> Sometimes, I wish I was a little kid again. False. That shit was hard enough the first time.

> Hearing voices doesn't mean I'm crazy.

I've spoken to my imaginary friend, Bozo, and we're in agreement: False!

> Can a man be passive and still be sexy?
Passivity in men? No, thanks. If a man can't find the energy for pursuit, why should I find the energy to bounce up and down on his cock?

> Can a woman be passive and still be sexy?
Sure. Half of the time.

> Men who give oral sex are:
I was going to say 'smart' but they're probably just looking to get blown, right?

> My memories of Christmas are:
Bittersweet.

> Sometimes, when I wait for a long time in a line (queue), I want to lash
> out and hurt somebody.
> - True. Everyone knows that snapping and running up to the person three bodies ahead of you, slapping them forcefully across the face, and getting back into line will make everything okay again.

> What kind of relationship do most married couples have?
> - Tempestuous

It should be peaceful, but how many people are that lucky?

> There's nothing wrong with men dressing up in women's clothing.
> - True
And there's nothing wrong with dating a transvestite, either. We are more than the clothes that we wear.

> What are the chances of being killed on a roller coaster?
> - Pretty good
Well...maybe not. But that makes it more thrilling, doesn't it?

> Some of the funnest times I've ever had have included knives.
> - I'd rather not say

> If you put a seashell up your ear, you can hear the ocean.
Sweet typo there, Dumbles. If you put a seashell up your ear, you probably won't hear much of anything.

> I am overcome by waves of nausea:
Lately?
> - Every day

> Are you afraid of getting botulism?
> - No

> I hate everyone in my family.
> - I'd rather not say

Too bad they didn't have "Almost" as an answer.

> I would never step on a crack. False

> If somebody was threatening me, I would:
> - Reason with them

> When I was a child, I rebelled against the rigid structure imposed by
> coloring books.
> - False. I was a boring, people-pleasing child.

> I become outraged when my pen runs out of ink.
> - True
C'mon, people! Doesn't it f*** with your head when you find a really good pen and you love the way it writes and you become attached to it and it stops writing one day? Or it writes sporadically because the salesperson failed to identify it as a bi-polar pen when you were buying it? A pen has two functions in the universe: a) to write or b) to be chewed on. I don't chew on pens. I feel justified in getting pissed off.

> I would make love to a person even if they had a giant hand in place of
> their head.
> - Only if they had a beautiful body

That's right. I said it. I would. But only because I've read everybody's answers and no one said they would. The curiously deformed get no love on this board. Why should a body be denied an orgasm just because it has a gigantic hand instead of a head? Besides, it would be funny to watch a hand having an orgasm, wouldn't it?
Okay, maybe not.

> A woman's hands are more erotic than her breasts.
Only if they're shaped like tits.

> I am excellent at math.
> - False

> Deep down, I know that I am wild.
> - False
Guilelessness, lack of respect for boundaries, and lack of impulse control do not make me wild deep down. They make for a falsely alluring, surface kind of wild.

> Often, I am afraid of things that I know can't harm me. False. There are enough harmful things to be afraid of.

> I have never tried to hit an animal on purpose with my car. True. I was going to say hitting an animal would ruin my day, but that's nothing compared to the day that Selby the Squirrel would be having, eh?

> I have never been afraid of something dead coming back to life and coming
> to get me. True

> At least once, I have kept a spider in a jar until it withered up and
> died.
> - False. That takes too much effort. Just crush the f***er! And I don't want to even hear about disrespect for life or anything like that. Spiders invade your home, make webs that you walk through so you spend hours afterwards feeling creepy-crawly, and you didn't invite them to come over and they sure as hell aren't paying rent. If you had an aunt who came over uninvited and wove webs in doorways that you'd walk through and feel sticky and creepy-crawly afterwards, and who didn't pay rent, I'd say you'd be perfectly justified in taking your shoe off and creaming her in the f***ing forehead with it for all you're worth.

> I have fantasized about hurting someone who gave me a dirty look. True

> Being alone is:
> - A necessary evil

> When I'm in trouble, I think it's best just to:
> - Keep calm

> Alternative medicine is:
> - Helpful in some cases

> My family puts too much pressure on me to succeed.
Hahaha.

> I have never felt so dizzy that I thought I would faint.
> - False

The one and only time I thought I'd faint was when I had my first confession in the Catholic Church.

> Sometimes, I feel hostile toward people who lead "alternative"
> lifestyles.
> - False

That would be the carpet-licker calling the queer rainbow-colored, wouldn't it?

> Sometimes, doors should just be left closed.
> - I agree
 
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