The tiny little holes in crumpets. I find them fascinating. But he would manage to find erotic innuendos about them, so forget I said anything...
Bloody hell, the choice of subjects is rather limited...
Oh, he missed a great opportunity on the Quarry album to write about
quarries and how the camorra guys fill them up with toxic waste. On the Italian album he apparently forgot to write a song about
Berlusconi and how he advises people who've lost their houses to go on camping trips. He missed the
dioxyned mozzarella. (thought he liked cheese?)
Pity, since it could have had a revolutionary influence on the Italian people...I mean, he did help Obama getting elected didn't he.
Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, Prada, Glamour! Oops- Look Morrissey!
Reality.
PS/ I support the songs about squirrels committee! And also songs about all manners of cute animals...Never enough of 'em.
Except dogs. That'll be more than enough, thank you.