Hiya babs!
LOL! No, "BrummieBoy" isn't "Mozambiguous", though I think they went to the same school. And "BB" isn't "Keene" either, though he is often in Hotlanta. Is that where Keen's from? *confused*. Anyway, all I know is that this "Call Centre" is closing down here in The Shire. There's a load of packing crates marked "Billund" and loads of life-size LEGO statues of Moz, Bowie, Lou Reed. Alice Cooper. It's like Madam Toussauds but made of plastic bricks, not wax.
Actually, it's pretty scary.
"BrummieBoy" says I can re-locate to Billund but that "BillundBoy" is now in charge of operations. There was a Danish guy here for a few days over the summer. He said his name was "BillundBoy", but I heard "BrummieBoy" call him Frank all the time. He claims he met "BrummieBoy" on The Golden Mile in Digbeth. They went on a Summer Road Trip to Hay-On-Wye, Bristol & Bath but I only found that out afterwards. "BillundBoy" is some kind of geek/spy/computer nerd-genius disguised as a Middle-Aged Danish School Head-Master. He's obsessed with The Beatles because he lives near Flemsburg/Hamburg & thinks Morrissey's attempt to install Manchester above Liverpool is a satanic heresy. So he's pledged to destroy Morrissey's career. He sings Beatles songs ALL DAY AND NIGHT. And he's absolutely amazing as a singer. He's WAAAAAAY! more important & influential than "BrummieBoy" but I had no idea that there was a Viking Link between Jutland, Ireland and The Shire & that The New Danes control the Music Business. I just don't understand all this and what it has to do with Morrissey....but I think it's something to do with "Scandinavia" and Utøya and Anders Behring Breivik. And "Scandinavia". And Tseng being banned in København. "BillundBoy" says that was an affront to Danish Values of Free Speech & Citizen Democracy, so he's going to mock Morrissey into oblivion, apparently. "BillundBoy" would sing "Scandinavia" now & then but it was what he called the "RolleyesReggaeMix" and it sounded like a bad UB40 track. I've got a head-ache....I've been drinking vodka. LOL!
Anyroads. It's true that "BrummieBoy/BillundBoy" can *appear* anywhere they want on the Interwebz but mainly they pretend to be based in a detached suburban house here in The Shire. But that's not true, it's a call centre for an Imprt-Export Birmingham-Billund rogue LEGO tade. At least that's what I assume it it. When I asked "BrummieBoy" he said "Oh, that's Casper! He's designing the Stage Set. With Lars Von Trier and Bjork.
I tried to learn Danish but it's....insane! I can't even speak proper English. LOL! So, I'm leaving with a really good severance package. And by the way, BB is NOT Skylarker. Or Viva!. Or HSIN. Or anyone, really.. I'm not "BB" either.
So, "BB" has gone. He's not Mozambiguous or anyone else. I'm off too. I just wanted to say goodbye. I've no idea if "BillundBoy" will start posting on this site from Denmark at some stage, but I won't be involved. I really enjoyed being The Secretary and I'm sure my days as a mental patient are long gone. I was really enjoying WPINOYB and so was "BrummieBoy" but then "BillundBoy" flew in after the Robin Williams thing and.....I better not say...
tara a bit
well, actually....farewell.
Sharon McCormick aka The Secretary/Keeper Of Secrets.