SonicFungus
The Resident Marr Freak
NOOOO!!! dont make him come here!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I can almost safely say that I've slept with no one from this thread.
But one of you DID feel me up at one of the NY shows.
Did you deliberately use a basketball term because Oprah and Obama are black?
no and LOLZ But now you have me thinking about Jordan. Again.
I'm only replying to this thread b/c i have met Preggers and have slept in the same room as Adam. that is all.
Does Oprah have any hoop? I'd pay to see her do a little one-on-one with Dennis Kucinich.
No, nuglet, you were passed out in the same room. If you were asleep, you would've needed those industrial strength earplugs I gave everyone else.
I imagine the poor cleaning lady picking those bright orange nubs up from every corner and crying for the souls of those perverted young people.
if you were trying to be a smartass and imply i am just a silly drunk all the time, that was pretty uncalled for since i have not said anything remotely negative about you since the linecrasher thread WEEKS ago, and have not even bothered to badger you about the money i am owed, which i have not forgotten about, btw. oh, and trust me, i heard your snoring. i had to take sleeping pills a few nights just to fall asleep, on top of the 8 vodka and ginger ales i had consumed.
I was admiring the silly drunk part. I wish I could've been silly drunk a bit more.
If she-who-shall-not-be-named is still avoiding you, please contact me privately. I will make an attempt to settle it, and then take action on my own. I've told you this.
I think the entire Upper East Side heard my snoring, and I swear I wasn't aware that I snore. (But at least I don't fart like an evil little burrito like the hot little gay man I had to snuggle up next to.)
I can almost safely say that I've slept with no one from this thread.
But one of you DID feel me up at one of the NY shows.
And I know I've met Preggers, but I kept thinking she was someone else at the time.