blue jag
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You're so easy to rub up the wrong way, because you're made completely out of corduoroy...
Was your first sexual encounter a complete disaster?
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You're so easy to rub up the wrong way, because you're made completely out of corduoroy...
Hey now, he never said he doesn't like sheep!
Superhans
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I'm really not, and I haven't been rubbed up the wrong way. I just love how obvious an attempt at humour that post was, yet it failed so remarkably.
<---Look, seeing that happen to you actually makes me happy.
Scarlet Ibis
The Chicken of D.C.
I don't understand why so many people want to be mean to others in here. What's it get anyone? 
blue jag
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I'm really not, and I haven't been rubbed up the wrong way. I just love how obvious an attempt at humour that post was, yet it failed so remarkably.
If picking on every single thing I say makes you happy then so be it.You're very sad.Why not start a thread YOU consider amusing and let us all witness your abundant wit? Go on... I dare you.
blue jag
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blue jag
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I don't understand why so many people want to be overly nice to others in here. What's it get anyone?
Well its a condition you will palpably never suffer from so don't worry yourself about it.Some people gain satisfaction from being nice to others.We are not all egotistical cynical bores like you...
Superhans
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Ah back to the stock reply. Whenever anyone points something out about you it is clearly incredibly out of order, sad, etc, although if you say something against someone else that's just you giving your opinion...blah blah etc.
I've not said I have an abundance of wit. I'll just say that you have absolutely none whatsoever, if you think making up stories about how you 'lost your virginity to a sheep' is funny.
blue jag
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You are becoming boring and predictable with your posts on my threads.You dislike me and don't find me funny - BIG DEAL.Do you seriously think I care?
You just illustrate how pathetic and mean spirited you are.I dont find some posters on here funny when other people do - each to their own.However I dont go out of my way to try and demean those posters with intentionally unpleasant comments.What is the point?Does it make you feel big and important?You're one sad man.Post what you like about me, I think its just fatuous and I shall just treat you with the contempt you deserve by ignoring you from now on.
jete tes devoirs au feu
I Could Turn U Inside Out
Like a well-rehearsed ballet routine... it all went smoothly and no-one needed stitches afterwards.
Scarlet Ibis
The Chicken of D.C.
*nods*
I don't think that people who act like that know how they look to others or they probably wouldn't do it.
Superhans
Banned
Actually you really do appear to care. Hence, the multiple paragraphs of replies you consistently give me telling me exactly what sort of person I am. The point is that I can do it, I want to do it so why shouldn't I? Why make so many threads on a forum? Does it make you feel big and important when people reply to them? Why do anything? Let's just all sit here and never make any posts at all. To anyone who thinks that the character of a person making posts on a publicly viewed forum is a fair representation of them, I say to you that you are an idiot.
bored
not bitter but bored
I agree.. if you you really don't care what he says you should be able to read his posts and just think, "Whatever.. not relevant to me." and move on.
bored
not bitter but bored
It was in a beach hut on a cold bitter windswept December day.I thought I'd had an orgasm but it was actually me shaking violently from the cold.
I think this would have read better if you wrote...
"..but it was actually a crab snapping at my fanny"
or for the American translation
"..but it was actually a crab snapping at my cooch"
nugz
SUPAHSTAR!
i nearly spit out my coffee
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