Was your first sexual encounter a complete disaster?

[nugz]

thank you nugz <3

ur welcome ben. <3

 

[vivabob]

mine was great , i love the girl i done it with and always think of her fondly - she will always have a place in my heart . i waited till i met the right person and it happened ...

nedless to say after it i have been a total slut but thats another story

 

[blue jag]

Me and my dad don't talk anymore.

 

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

Me and my dad don't talk anymore.

<3

 

[Hellie]

I think this would have read better if you wrote...

"..but it was actually a crab snapping at my fanny"

or for the American translation

"..but it was actually a crab snapping at my cooch"

You're all class.

 

[Seasick]

I was over in a flash. Too bad I blinked.

 

[nowherefast944]

she didn't get pregnant, so i can't say it was a disaster

 

[shawnxvx]

I was over in a flash. Too bad I blinked.

she didn't get pregnant, so i can't say it was a disaster

double

 

[bysshe]

 

[iamnicola]

Me and my dad don't talk anymore.

Oh God.

 

[iamnicola]

Buy the book, kids.

 

[Seasick]

Buy the book, kids.

Playboy??

 

[EPbabe]

It wasn't a disaster, just a bit, erm, clumsy.

 

[Pachinko]

Beyond a disaster. I was 15 and had a goofy crush on some kid in my German class. ( only took the class because of the hunky German kid that sat behind me) we passed notes, became casual friends ( It was only a game to him but it was so embarrassing) We went to my parents house since they work.
And I was so sore because it was my first time. He didn't care; he just kept plunging away. Finally I told him my parents were going to arrive any second now and he hurried it up. The next day at school, however, he had told all of his friends about it and they wolf whisted at me. I was miserable for the rest of the school season.

Years later I was purusing a book store and he came in and actually apologized to me for what happened. Evidentally he was in a car crash and he wanted to make ammends for his shitty behavor.

 

[Scarlet Ibis]

Beyond a disaster. I was 15 and had a goofy crush on some kid in my German class. ( only took the class because of the hunky German kid that sat behind me) we passed notes, became casual friends ( It was only a game to him but it was so embarrassing) We went to my parents house since they work.
And I was so sore because it was my first time. He didn't care; he just kept plunging away. Finally I told him my parents were going to arrive any second now and he hurried it up. The next day at school, however, he had told all of his friends about it and they wolf whisted at me. I was miserable for the rest of the school season.

Years later I was purusing a book store and he came in and actually apologized to me for what happened. Evidentally he was in a car crash and he wanted to make ammends for his shitty behavor.

Did you forgive him?

This same thing happened to me, but I hadn't slept with the boy. He just TOLD everyone I had. D: Right before graduation he came to me and apologized. I sorta-kinda forgave him. Still, it was so upsetting at the time.

 

[blue jag]

Did you forgive him?

This same thing happened to me, but I hadn't slept with the boy. He just TOLD everyone I had. D: Right before graduation he came to me and apologized. I sorta-kinda forgave him. Still, it was so upsetting at the time.

The swine!

 

[Mozza220559]

Actually you really do appear to care. Hence, the multiple paragraphs of replies you consistently give me telling me exactly what sort of person I am. The point is that I can do it, I want to do it so why shouldn't I? Why make so many threads on a forum? Does it make you feel big and important when people reply to them? Why do anything? Let's just all sit here and never make any posts at all. To anyone who thinks that the character of a person making posts on a publicly viewed forum is a fair representation of them, I say to you that you are an idiot.

Good post that Hans.

 

[jete tes devoirs au feu]

The swine!

The spine!

(Car crash... spine... swine.....my gifts are wasted here.)

 

[iamnicola]

Playboy??

Actually, Hustler.

 

[mcrickson]

Actually you really do appear to care. Hence, the multiple paragraphs of replies you consistently give me telling me exactly what sort of person I am. The point is that I can do it, I want to do it so why shouldn't I? Why make so many threads on a forum? Does it make you feel big and important when people reply to them? Why do anything? Let's just all sit here and never make any posts at all. To anyone who thinks that the character of a person making posts on a publicly viewed forum is a fair representation of them, I say to you that you are an idiot.

This pretty much sums up all that bluejag does not understand.